colonoscopies
01-23-2007, 11:56 PM
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colonoscopies
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by some of his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies...
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
And, the BEST one of them all...
DRUM ROLL PLEASE....
12. "Say Doc, could you write a note to my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
And, the BEST one of them all...
DRUM ROLL PLEASE....
12. "Say Doc, could you write a note to my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
01-24-2007, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Mikerock
no one is awake for a colonosocopy. they drug you.
So I said they just slipped him a couple roofies and put on some Barry White. He wasn't impressed either way.
01-24-2007, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by TorqueDog
So I said they just slipped him a couple roofies and put on some Barry White. He wasn't impressed either way.
01-24-2007, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by TorqueDog
So I said they just slipped him a couple roofies and put on some Barry White. He wasn't impressed either way.
Originally Posted by Mikerock
barry white is pretty good....
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