A cop stops his patrol car ......
03-15-2005, 08:13 PM
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A cop stops his patrol car ......
A cop stops his patrol car when he sees a couple sitting on
the curb. The guy is laying on his side with his pants
pulled down, the girl has her finger in his , and
she's reaming away with a vengeance.
The cop says, "What the hell is going on here?"
The girl says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't
spend the night with him, he started pouring down the booze.
Now, he's too drunk to drive me home, so I'm trying to sober
him up by making him puke."
The cop says, "That's not gonna make him puke."
She says, "Yeah? Wait till I put this finger in his mouth."
:thumbsup
the curb. The guy is laying on his side with his pants
pulled down, the girl has her finger in his , and
she's reaming away with a vengeance.
The cop says, "What the hell is going on here?"
The girl says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't
spend the night with him, he started pouring down the booze.
Now, he's too drunk to drive me home, so I'm trying to sober
him up by making him puke."
The cop says, "That's not gonna make him puke."
She says, "Yeah? Wait till I put this finger in his mouth."
:thumbsup
03-15-2005, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by 2tone_93gt
A cop stops his patrol car when he sees a couple sitting on
the curb. The guy is laying on his side with his pants
pulled down, the girl has her finger in his , and
she's reaming away with a vengeance.
The cop says, "What the hell is going on here?"
The girl says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't
spend the night with him, he started pouring down the booze.
Now, he's too drunk to drive me home, so I'm trying to sober
him up by making him puke."
The cop says, "That's not gonna make him puke."
She says, "Yeah? Wait till I put this finger in his mouth."
:thumbsup
the curb. The guy is laying on his side with his pants
pulled down, the girl has her finger in his , and
she's reaming away with a vengeance.
The cop says, "What the hell is going on here?"
The girl says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't
spend the night with him, he started pouring down the booze.
Now, he's too drunk to drive me home, so I'm trying to sober
him up by making him puke."
The cop says, "That's not gonna make him puke."
She says, "Yeah? Wait till I put this finger in his mouth."
:thumbsup
03-16-2005, 01:44 PM
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i thought this joke was gonna end with the cop packing the drunk guys fudge. the title involved the cop so i guess it's reasonable to say that. so since it has a totally different conclusion, why the *** is the cop even in the picture?
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