Corolla Drivers
10-04-2007, 05:51 PM
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Corolla Drivers
This thread was bound to happen.. I've been wanting to post this gripe for a while now, but usually my rational side kicks in and I let it go. Today was the last straw.
I'm sick and fvcking tired of you feather foot ballerina's in Corolla's holding up traffic due to your rediculous lack of driving skills. You fvckers cause too many problems behind you when you drive like an ***-hat.
I get honked at because you decide to stop at yellow lights. I get honked at because you take turns slower then a mack truck. I get honked at because you decide to put your left blinker on when you actually make a right turn, causing me to nearly drive into the back end of you, forcing me to slam on the brakes.
Enough.
Brown, Asian, whatever, you all drive like *********. I dont know any white people who own Corolla's but if I did, I'm sure they'd drive like bitches too. Is there something I dont know about these cars? Does it feel like you're going faster then you actually are when you drive one of these rust buckets? Is there a risk of a wheel falling off if you decide to actually accelerate around turns? How many fvcking camels did Toyota stick under the hood for that POS anyways? You clown's are actually worse then Civic drivers.
And I know you're thinking, "well, he's not talking about me".. No, You're exactly who I'm talking about you pile of dog diarrhea. Get a fvcking clue.
/end rant
I'm sick and fvcking tired of you feather foot ballerina's in Corolla's holding up traffic due to your rediculous lack of driving skills. You fvckers cause too many problems behind you when you drive like an ***-hat.
I get honked at because you decide to stop at yellow lights. I get honked at because you take turns slower then a mack truck. I get honked at because you decide to put your left blinker on when you actually make a right turn, causing me to nearly drive into the back end of you, forcing me to slam on the brakes.
Enough.
Brown, Asian, whatever, you all drive like *********. I dont know any white people who own Corolla's but if I did, I'm sure they'd drive like bitches too. Is there something I dont know about these cars? Does it feel like you're going faster then you actually are when you drive one of these rust buckets? Is there a risk of a wheel falling off if you decide to actually accelerate around turns? How many fvcking camels did Toyota stick under the hood for that POS anyways? You clown's are actually worse then Civic drivers.
And I know you're thinking, "well, he's not talking about me".. No, You're exactly who I'm talking about you pile of dog diarrhea. Get a fvcking clue.
/end rant
Last edited by SlvrTarantula; 10-04-2007 at 06:29 PM.
10-05-2007, 01:19 PM
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so why put the blame on only drivers who own corolla's and drive that way? why not put the blame on all the idiots that do that everyday. So over causious soccer moms in their high end suvs vans and old people in their cadillacs arent they in the same feild?
dont hate people who own cars more reliable then yours.
dont hate people who own cars more reliable then yours.
10-05-2007, 04:31 PM
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Rep Power: 0 so why put the blame on only drivers who own corolla's and drive that way? why not put the blame on all the idiots that do that everyday. So over causious soccer moms in their high end suvs vans and old people in their cadillacs arent they in the same feild?
dont hate people who own cars more reliable then yours.
dont hate people who own cars more reliable then yours.
Obviously you're not from Markham. You're wrong, its only Corolla drivers, and all Corolla drivers drive like eediats.
10-07-2007, 04:07 PM
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Hahahaha...I gotta say this thread makes so much sense. One time on the 401 express near Keele one lane of traffic was going soooo slow and the other lane was booting it..so I'm like WTF..I pull out of the lane when I get a chance only to find a middle age brown lady almost kissing the steering wheel while driving about 60km/h. Another middle aged brown man one time on midland northbound at sheppard was booting it along about 70km/h so I was a decent bit behind him following. The hand runs out and the light is about to change to amber and he gets close and then changes his mind and hits the brake..I had to quickly switch lanes and burn the tires stopping. Kudos on this thread. Corolla drivers need to learn to drive. And to Fabius..people do not get stigmatized for no reason. It's happened enough to him that he put them in one category. I have.
10-08-2007, 01:10 AM
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Yep Corollas & Camrys in Markham are dangerous like unstable landmines.
Craziest story on the road I saw involved a Corolla. Heading down 427 south in buddys Jetta coupe and traffic slows quickly in one lane and I glance up a red corolla is getting on the brakes...WITH THE FU$KING SIGNAL ON FOR AN EXIT THEY MISSED.
It was two lanes over to get to the collectors and these two African looking dudes, very dark with crazy Hawaiian shirts are at a dead stop trying to turn almost 90-degree right while cars are blazing past them at 120+
Sad part is another collector entrance is just a bit ahead.
Just wow, cut up your license and kill yourself.
Craziest story on the road I saw involved a Corolla. Heading down 427 south in buddys Jetta coupe and traffic slows quickly in one lane and I glance up a red corolla is getting on the brakes...WITH THE FU$KING SIGNAL ON FOR AN EXIT THEY MISSED.
It was two lanes over to get to the collectors and these two African looking dudes, very dark with crazy Hawaiian shirts are at a dead stop trying to turn almost 90-degree right while cars are blazing past them at 120+
Sad part is another collector entrance is just a bit ahead.
Just wow, cut up your license and kill yourself.
10-08-2007, 01:31 AM
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i feel bad for all of the indian and asian people who do drive properly because they do get improperly labelled, but you cant fight the fact that most of the complaints about people on the road are either indian or asian. add to that women on cell phones and truck drivers.
10-08-2007, 01:47 AM
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And once again..westbound on the 401 @ mccowan rd there were 2 corollas...one green and one beige..mmm...lol..doign about 90 in the middle lane with multiple cars passing them on the inside lane and they just kept chuggin along. There are a select few of them that know how to drive. Freaky thing is the guy who was my driving instructor was a chinese dude with a corolla...lol...that guy though knew where his car was and was not afraid of hitting the gas.
10-08-2007, 06:00 AM
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And once again..westbound on the 401 @ mccowan rd there were 2 corollas...one green and one beige..mmm...lol..doign about 90 in the middle lane with multiple cars passing them on the inside lane and they just kept chuggin along. There are a select few of them that know how to drive. Freaky thing is the guy who was my driving instructor was a chinese dude with a corolla...lol...that guy though knew where his car was and was not afraid of hitting the gas.
