Brian????


1. Read the first line of my rant you ass pirate :la:

2. Is it common for someone to drive at an agonizingly low speed in the city? Toronto is too fast paced for slow ass drivers.

3. What does my owning a DSM have to do with it? Its not as if I drive faster because as a result.. its actually the opposite, I drive faster in my Volvo.

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i dunno to be honest... i figured this was the smack talking section so i will end this post with

how often do you walk your CRANKSHAFT? :la:

No, iam not Brian...... wow theres another person out there that drives there corolla durtty haha...... They call me DK of the FWD lol... :headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang: :headbang: but i mean whats with all the hate on a Corolla, they are the worlds most reliable car, i straigght up drive it like a mad man and its still alive, that car is built tough !!...

lmao I drive a GS 4G64.. No crankwalk for me buddy.

Feel free to have a go at the massive understeer and torquesteer on my Volvo though :smilie_da

haha yeah a couple of my close boys drive Corolla's, both 1992 (or similar) models. They're actually not bad cars, and neither of my boys drive like idiots. This rant was meant to be somewhat of a joke.. Its just that I, like many people in the Markham area, seem to notice more bad Corolla drivers then any others. Good for you for driving like you're in a game of GTA. :thumbsup:

there are some slow corollas, but even more slow cadilacs, buicks. Now driving behind a driving instructors car can be a pain. Most of the older corollas are used by driving instructors anyway.

I remember when I was taking my G2, all these asian people were taking it too. It was so funny to watch them taking the test, driving like 5km/h on the parking lot, then they go on the street and accelerate to about 15 km/h. I was just laughing my ass off. They think if they drive extra slow they will drive safer.:dunno:

And then they fail their G2 test for obstructing traffic

no they dont, cause theyre gonna bribe the instructor anyways to pass.

so how do you exactly walk your crankshaft? do you put a leash on it and make it walk withyou or is it trained enough that itll stay at your left leg and not chase after squirels? lol

Hi everyone, I got a question for some good tuners. I got a 97 corolla (1.6 liter) and I want to buy a celica gts 94-99 but this car is really rare in Québec. So i'd like to know (if someone knows it) if it's possible to put a 5SFE (2.2 liter celica engine) in my 97 corolla.

no, quebec currency wont buy you the motor you need

But if I find the engine, does somoene know if will fit in my corolla?

anything can be made to fit, its all a matter of how much custom work is needed if it isnt a direct wap and how much money your really willing to spend

I couldnt agree with you more!!! Its is always corrolla drivers.. ALWAYS!!!! Ive been noticing this for years now!! good post it was needed! cus Ive had enough of them tooo..... just today a grandma in a Corrolla held up a huge line of traffic to let me make a left infront of her.... but it was 2 lanes and a 70 zone I didnt want to go infront of her and then get smoked cus I couldnt see into the far lane...... Dont worry about me u dumb bitch I'll make the left myself... they make situations worse with there stoopidity.

good rant I ****in hate COrrolla drivers.. obviouslt there is some that no what they are doing but for the most part they suck asssssss.. and u know its true.

I got stuck behind a driving school corolla today.....I think that has to the the mother of all evils. 15 km/h in a 70 zone :retard:

Had a run in with a slow corolla that figured he'd switch lanes right when I did..fcukin wow!...anywaz that's the usual...this post is dedicated to fcukin chrysler sebring driving asshats....tonight for me was the last straw...so I'm driving on the dvp cruising by cars. So I come upon 3 cars. They were staggered and the second was in the blind spot of the first and the third in the blind spot of the second. Get this....the one in the far right lane was the furthest along and the guy in the far left lane was last of the three. So I figured someone's gotta give right...kept going for a bit and then I thought this is ridiculous. The guy in the far right lane was actually going the speed he was because there was a car in front of him going that speed. He managed to make the car go a bit faster and so he switched into the center lane in front of the sebring so I figured I'd just switch right and go around the sebring cuz the car in the far left wasn't budging. The sebring asshat of course sped up not for going faster sake but just to leave me in the right lane. It's not even like I was tailgating him before or anything. I was just cruisin' along. So now I get annoyed. As soon he was beside me I dropped a gear and swung in behind him, tail him for a few seconds, switch left again, drive up beside him and give him the "you're an asshat head shake" and that was it. Its not the first, second, third or fourth time a sebring driver has done that to me. Fcuk 'em:knock_tee

P.S. driving school instructors need to tell these idiots to get up to speed like mine did and he was chinese!!!...best asian middle aged driver I have ever known hands down.

"you're an asshat head shake"

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