daaaaaaaamn pc.com tfw
 

heya ers... im palying scrabbl,y ena di just dogt a badawwed word. now im going to parryt upstarins with hot simmings. ill be geting s. see you romorrow

biser fuwt!

What does that even mean? lol.. I wouldnt mind some hot simmings right now.

And im just gonna throw this out there... Biser Futw = Budweiser FTW? Do I win? :D


Good job buddy. Take down a couple for me. haha.

Biser Futw!!!

fucjing biow howomwn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im gonna nial hot wimins

drunk doing backns stainsts

som e ers just watend to fight so i wnet upstaird to ig own some ******* bt they wer egone.. wouldnt been coll to knoc some ers the **** out. dman im so waed im going to sleep soon but i ned to die offa and stop coughtsin gfrom yhe cigars. you fguys are ****** goof you wanted me to drunk pouse now i am you sumitches. pc.com gww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damn im so wat6ds i dunno whiow im typing. goodnight you es im sure ill feel like a jackss tomorow. !

hahahahaha... that took me a good 10 minutes to decipher. Hope your not too hungover. lolz

lmao thanks for the drunk answering machine messages.. I can't really tell wtf was going on.. all I heard in one was you giggling.

Well, we all know that Paar is enjoying being 21.

What he says:What he means: Hello good sirs,

I am playing a game of Scrabble, and I just made a word of a very crude nature. If you'll excuse me, I'm going upstairs to party with these very attractive Siamese twins. As a result, my friends, I may end up having intercourse tonight. I will report back to you tomorrow.

-Love Paar

:lolsign:

LMAO tork.

and owned Chad.

I am alive and well. No hangover cause Im good.

LMAO very nice

LOL nice

Justin.Your.Gay

fail

Derek.Learn.Grammar.

som e ers just watend to fight so i wnet upstaird to ig own some ******* bt they wer egone.. wouldnt been coll to knoc some ers the **** out. dman im so waed im going to sleep soon but i ned to die offa and stop coughtsin gfrom yhe cigars. you fguys are ****** goof you wanted me to drunk pouse now i am you sumitches. pc.com gww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damn im so wat6ds i dunno whiow im typing. goodnight you es im sure ill feel like a jackss tomorow. !


Maybe drunk posts don't count, but I couldn't help it. :eleph:

No they certainly do not. I played scrabble for the first time in my life, and I was drunk. That game is gay as aids when you'rE drunk.

Sounds like an allright night, I played jenga last time I drank. That was horrible I wanted to kill the world because I kept knocking the thing over on the first try.

Somehow no matter how drunk I am I can still play guitar hero perfectly fine and pass songs. That should deify logic.

Still pretty gay when you're sober. :drunk:

lol.. I could see where it could be a fun game. Its fun when youre drunk, but you piss everyone else off taking so long to try to spell out a word and find a place to put it.

Probably my favorite quote of the night:

Some hot chick walks out of her room, Im standing in the hallway with a couple guys, and she looks over in the mirror at herself and says "omg I look like godzilla." I pause for a few seconds, look at the guy, then look back at her and say: "Id **** godzilla."

Nah.

Friends don't let friends post drunk.

Here come the haters

I woke up early for work and went to get some fuel in the Jeep.

I was so tired, I didn't notice my fly was open. The girl fueling her Civic beside me said "Your fly is open". I looked down and replied "They say walking around with your fly open is like driving around without a hood on your car... you should only do it if you're packing something huge," and kept filling the Jeep.

hahaha niceeee

haha

lol NICE tork. way to get the wimminz. (that was the swimmings or whatever from last night)

bwahaha this thread is hilarious.... so did you get any orrr?

no poon last night :(. but an invitation to stop by anytime. An apartment of 4 hot girls. All in due time.

lol, Hot simmings.

biser futw!!

Yeah, what the hell was 'biser' supposed to be?

my vote was he meant "Budweiser FTW" ... but I never got confirmation on that. :p

a while back when I was drunk I sent adric an IM after he sent me a paragraph to read... Well when you are drunk, you dont want to read so I said "how do you expect me to read that" diser = die sir = die in a fire sir.

well anways, biser means bye sir... I think lol.

Paar im drunk too.... tequilla all night.

nice. havent seen you here in a while... ill be drunk tonight and continue this thread.