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so me and 2 buddies decided to go bar hopping last night

they get 4 beers each me being the DD at the house

we went to this one bar and it was empty...

So we all agreed that sucked so went to this other bar... this bar was more like a country bar style... there were people in cowboy hats and stuff... i felt like i was in the wild wild west...

So the chicks at bar #2 were cute but the country music was a huge disappointment...

Back to Bar 1... on my way in i get asked for a condom at the door by this chick... i think nothing of it... we continue our drinking(pop 4 meeee) and this other girl comes up and asks for a condom... i was like nah... then shes like give me a business card then... thats when I snapped and asked what freak she was into to be asking for condoms and business cards... she explains she was there for a bachelorette party and she was collecting memoribilia... i was like wow... handed her a random business card from my wallet...

out of nowhere my buddy is like, i heard rumors my ex is stripping at this club we should go check it out... i was like sick lets go...

we get there and catch the last act by the poles...mint chick... his ex is nowhere to be found... maybe she is working at a diff location???

we head out to hit mickey ds cuz we were all hungry and my happy meal is taking forever because of these goths trying to split a $5 meal down evenly and worry about their coupons...

I get my fries and they're cold... i hate cold fries so there mickey ds sucks...

here is the kicker...

we get out into the parking lot and i see this lumina parked 2 spots beside my car and this guy just taking a leak next to it... i was like daaamn... get closer to my car and this 50ish lady jumps out of nowhere and starts talking... shes like "im on E, I need money, I ain't got gas, we lost, We from Oshawa"

the last part made me realize she was serious about her problems... so in fear of getting attacked by a crazy crack we gave her $6-7 in change...

thinking what the **** is this world coming to?

you guys got any good drunk/high confrontation stories to share?

 
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Dude, go down town toronto and see what its like to deal with people under the influence

From AM to PM there is someone asking for money or food, and someone cracked out.

Its like a party.

 
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Drunks acting badly? Nothing that plasti-cuff zip-ties can't take care of.

 
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yea i was fresh out of those...

 
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Alter one of those Push button spark BBQ lighters into a low level Tazer.

E-Tards hate it cuz every feeling is intensified.

Hit them once and they run like hell. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 
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Last time someone came up to me begging for money, I laughed. I mean come on. I'm broke. I should be begging them for money.