Dictionary for women's personal ads
 

Dictionary for women's personal ads:

40-ish----------------------49
Adventurous---------------slept with everyone
athletic--------------------no
average looking-------------ugly
beautiful-------------------pathological liar
contagious smile-----------does a lot of pills
emotionally secure----------on medication
feminist--------------------fat
free spirit------------------junkie
friendship first--------------former slut
fun------------------------annoying
new age-------------------body hair in the wrong places
old fashioned---------------no BJs
open minded---------------desperate
outgoing-------------------loud and embarrassing
passionate-----------------sloppy drunk
professional----------------b*tch
voluptuous-----------------very fat
large frame-----------------hugely fat
wants soul mate------------stalker

:lolsign:

haha

I wonder what you do on the internet sometimes. You find a wide variery of pointless ****.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish: 59.
Adventurous: Slept with everything (including the neighbours dog and my ex wife's shower cap).

Athletic: I spend three hours a day in front of mirror flexing my non biceps and twitching my boob 'pecks' along to various Tom Jones tunes.

Average looking: Danni Divito's body with Woody Allan's face.

Handsome: Personal ad was written by his mother.

Emotionally secure: Still married.

In favour of woman's rights: Pathological liar.

Free spirit: Open relationships wanted.

Friendship first: Small penis.

New-Age: I'll try anything.


Old-fashioned: Male chauvinistic pig.

Open-minded: Any age/any sex.

Outgoing: I will talk/drink/shag anyone under the table.

Professional: Toff.

Cuddly: Beer belly/'high hips'.

Large frame: Bed bound.

Wants soul mate: Middle aged virgin.


;) :cool:

lmao, pwn.t

haha thats awesome

paar take notes (Friendship first: Small penis)

Are you looking for a guy?

damn, you figured me out lol

lmao

The Saturn tipped us off :lolsign:

I find it more noticible when he dual packs it on his bike with another guy wrapping his arms around his waist and calling him Bri.

okay i am feeling the gay in the area

haha... this is 2 funny

lol this is halarious

i cant stay in this thread.lmao.