Dictionary for women's personal ads
08-21-2006, 10:11 PM
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Dictionary for women's personal ads
Dictionary for women's personal ads:
40-ish----------------------49
Adventurous---------------slept with everyone
athletic--------------------no
average looking-------------ugly
beautiful-------------------pathological liar
contagious smile-----------does a lot of pills
emotionally secure----------on medication
feminist--------------------fat
free spirit------------------junkie
friendship first--------------former ****
fun------------------------annoying
new age-------------------body hair in the wrong places
old fashioned---------------no BJs
open minded---------------desperate
outgoing-------------------loud and embarrassing
passionate-----------------sloppy drunk
professional----------------b*tch
voluptuous-----------------very fat
large frame-----------------hugely fat
wants soul mate------------stalker
40-ish----------------------49
Adventurous---------------slept with everyone
athletic--------------------no
average looking-------------ugly
beautiful-------------------pathological liar
contagious smile-----------does a lot of pills
emotionally secure----------on medication
feminist--------------------fat
free spirit------------------junkie
friendship first--------------former ****
fun------------------------annoying
new age-------------------body hair in the wrong places
old fashioned---------------no BJs
open minded---------------desperate
outgoing-------------------loud and embarrassing
passionate-----------------sloppy drunk
professional----------------b*tch
voluptuous-----------------very fat
large frame-----------------hugely fat
wants soul mate------------stalker
08-21-2006, 10:41 PM
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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish: 59.
Adventurous: Slept with everything (including the neighbours dog and my ex wife's shower cap).
Athletic: I spend three hours a day in front of mirror flexing my non biceps and twitching my boob 'pecks' along to various Tom Jones tunes.
Average looking: Danni Divito's body with Woody Allan's face.
Handsome: Personal ad was written by his mother.
Emotionally secure: Still married.
In favour of woman's rights: Pathological liar.
Free spirit: Open relationships wanted.
Friendship first: Small *****.
New-Age: I'll try anything.
Old-fashioned: Male chauvinistic pig.
Open-minded: Any age/any sex.
Outgoing: I will talk/drink/**** anyone under the table.
Professional: Toff.
Cuddly: Beer belly/'high hips'.
Large frame: Bed bound.
Wants soul mate: Middle aged virgin.
40-ish: 59.
Adventurous: Slept with everything (including the neighbours dog and my ex wife's shower cap).
Athletic: I spend three hours a day in front of mirror flexing my non biceps and twitching my boob 'pecks' along to various Tom Jones tunes.
Average looking: Danni Divito's body with Woody Allan's face.
Handsome: Personal ad was written by his mother.
Emotionally secure: Still married.
In favour of woman's rights: Pathological liar.
Free spirit: Open relationships wanted.
Friendship first: Small *****.
New-Age: I'll try anything.
Old-fashioned: Male chauvinistic pig.
Open-minded: Any age/any sex.
Outgoing: I will talk/drink/**** anyone under the table.
Professional: Toff.
Cuddly: Beer belly/'high hips'.
Large frame: Bed bound.
Wants soul mate: Middle aged virgin.
08-21-2006, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by camaro94
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish: 59.
Adventurous: Slept with everything (including the neighbours dog and my ex wife's shower cap).
Athletic: I spend three hours a day in front of mirror flexing my non biceps and twitching my boob 'pecks' along to various Tom Jones tunes.
Average looking: Danni Divito's body with Woody Allan's face.
Handsome: Personal ad was written by his mother.
Emotionally secure: Still married.
In favour of woman's rights: Pathological liar.
Free spirit: Open relationships wanted.
Friendship first: Small *****.
New-Age: I'll try anything.
Old-fashioned: Male chauvinistic pig.
Open-minded: Any age/any sex.
Outgoing: I will talk/drink/**** anyone under the table.
Professional: Toff.
Cuddly: Beer belly/'high hips'.
Large frame: Bed bound.
Wants soul mate: Middle aged virgin.
40-ish: 59.
Adventurous: Slept with everything (including the neighbours dog and my ex wife's shower cap).
Athletic: I spend three hours a day in front of mirror flexing my non biceps and twitching my boob 'pecks' along to various Tom Jones tunes.
Average looking: Danni Divito's body with Woody Allan's face.
Handsome: Personal ad was written by his mother.
Emotionally secure: Still married.
In favour of woman's rights: Pathological liar.
Free spirit: Open relationships wanted.
Friendship first: Small *****.
New-Age: I'll try anything.
Old-fashioned: Male chauvinistic pig.
Open-minded: Any age/any sex.
Outgoing: I will talk/drink/**** anyone under the table.
Professional: Toff.
Cuddly: Beer belly/'high hips'.
Large frame: Bed bound.
Wants soul mate: Middle aged virgin.
08-21-2006, 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by ProjectCamaro
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