B6T

So has anyone actually seen a fast turbo Dodge? All I hear and see are turbo Dodge drivers talking about how fast they can get thier cars to go with simple mods from Home Depot, and almost everytime they mention that one guy on the internet who had the stupid fast minivan. They seem to think that because his turbo Dodge was fast, that their turbo Dodge is fast too! If you talk about thier turbo Dodge, they'll bombard you with internet heresy and website links containing semi-respectable timeslips from some guy who lives in Butt, Nowhere, USA. Come to think of it, I've never actually seen a turbo Dodge owner pull out a respectable timeslip that actually belonged to them. I guess that may be because: a) Turbo Dodge owners don't need to go to the track because they can look on the internet to find out what their car runs, or b) Their Turbo Dodge is unable to make the 75km trip without breaking down, or c) Their car, even though modified, still runs high 16's in the 1/4 mile. (Right beaner?)

I know once you Turbo Dodge guys get back from your group by on "Cold-air-intake" aluminum dryer ducting at Home Depot, you're going to gang together and try and hurt my feelings... but just remember that even though I may drive a "Festiva" and talk a lot of , my car is as fast as I say it is and I can back up my mouth/keyboard with timeslips, pictures, and video, which is more then you can say for the Turbo Dodge drivers on this site.


Oh, and by the way SRT4 don't count as Turbo Dodges for this thread. I'm talking about the old Turbo Dodges... the ones you can find at the auto wreckers.


PS, Hey Beaner... you think I only talk on the internet? That's odd, you've only met me a few times, and for those few times I had no idea who you were! I guess you're imagining that I don't talk in person and that I'm afraid to speak my mind in public, I guess you also like smoking lots of crack because I have no idea how you would come up with the idea that I'm intimidated by you so much that I won't open my mouth when you're around. I would have, and most likely will repeat all my talking right to your face! Thanks!

TOILETDUCK

Well u cant really assume beaner's car runs 16's, he hasnt ever taken it to the track before, but however seeing it get pumped but a plymouth breeze and an 88 crx being complety stock, but his car should go low 12's, simply because someone in the U.S. on the internet went high 11's with the same set up in a le baron.
sorry beaner but B6T makes a lot of good points

RickyDangerous

true story ... mano's knees gave out and he fell on the ground laughing ...almost took me down with him

1cam8valves

Wow, good for you Fred, a whole essay! You will run me once the salt and snow clears, you too Rick, that is if you have your cars on the road. . .not Todd however.

FYI, who the cares what the car ran last year, tell you guys what: you say my car runs 16s+, so put some money where your mouth is. If I get a slip that reads 15.99 or better gimme 20 bucks so I can buy some more dryer ducting for my CAI? If I go slower, well your proved right? Sound like a plan?

B6T

Oh no Beaner! I can't race you, I'm not even in the 15s yet! You're almost a full second faster then me, how can I compete with that!

Slow5.0

There will be 2 fast Omni's out this year, feel free bring $$ and your festiva.

Ryan

J-MAC

i dont even know if i've seen a turbo doge run properly let alone go fast.

J-MAC

is one of them owned by a guy with a son named kale?

TOILETDUCK

Please dont take it personally beaner, just kidding with you

1cam8valves

LOL, I know, whens the shitbox making its debut?

1cam8valves

Geez your finally on here! :thumbsup

l_bilyk

haha SRT4's arent fast

B6T

Are they Omni GLHS (Goes Like Honda Scooter) And why would I bring money to a race between a Festiva and an Omni... it's already quite clear that both driver's don't have much money, which is why they drive a Festiva and an Omni in the first place. Anyways, I doubt the Omni will even be able to make it out without breaking down, so it's probably best to have the Omni trailered to the track.

87Shelbyz_Turbo

Hey man its called a Sleeper And unless u follow where he works or how much hes got in his bank account u dont no how much money he has.

That why people do up ugly cars cause no one expects a omni to go fast until it blows your doors of on the street or track

J-MAC

so is that why you bought an ugly *** car??? the only thing is yours is ugly and it still wont blow the doors off anything... looks to me like you bought a shitbox.