The Fastest thing in the world according to a jamaican
09-04-2007, 03:19 AM
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The Fastest thing in the world according to a jamaican
Four Jamaicans were sitting around a campfire near the beach.
They were all "philosophising" on what was the fastest thing in the world.
Seymour said, "I tink de fassess ting in the world is a "thought", because before you can tink of it, it already thought."
Mildred said, "No man, the fassest ting in the worl' is a "blink", because before you can tink to blink, you dun blink aready."
Lucy said, "No, no, the fassess ting in the world is helectricity, because when you turn on de light switch, de 'lectric travel faass-faass and the light on before you dun know it." Leroy said,
"All ah-oonoo wrong!! The fasses ting in the whole worl' is diarrhea."
Everyone sey, "Diarrhea?" Leroy said, "Yes man, cause las' night, ev'n before I could tink, blink, or turn on de light dem,...... I done up meh self." !!!
They were all "philosophising" on what was the fastest thing in the world.
Seymour said, "I tink de fassess ting in the world is a "thought", because before you can tink of it, it already thought."
Mildred said, "No man, the fassest ting in the worl' is a "blink", because before you can tink to blink, you dun blink aready."
Lucy said, "No, no, the fassess ting in the world is helectricity, because when you turn on de light switch, de 'lectric travel faass-faass and the light on before you dun know it." Leroy said,
"All ah-oonoo wrong!! The fasses ting in the whole worl' is diarrhea."
Everyone sey, "Diarrhea?" Leroy said, "Yes man, cause las' night, ev'n before I could tink, blink, or turn on de light dem,...... I done up meh self." !!!
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