Funny Ass Joke
02-25-2006, 07:42 PM
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Funny *** Joke
someone sent me this joke, Thought I would share it with you people
Northern Territory farmhand radios back to the farm manager:
"Boss, I have one hell of a problem here. I hit a pig with the SUV. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bull bar at the front of my SUV and is wriggling and squealing so much I cannot get him out."
The manager says, "OK there's a 303 behind the seat, take it out and shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him."
Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. "I did as you said boss. I took the 303 and shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on."
"Now what's the problem?" raged the manager..
"Well Boss, its his motor bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right front wheel arch.................................. You there boss?"
Northern Territory farmhand radios back to the farm manager:
"Boss, I have one hell of a problem here. I hit a pig with the SUV. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bull bar at the front of my SUV and is wriggling and squealing so much I cannot get him out."
The manager says, "OK there's a 303 behind the seat, take it out and shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him."
Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. "I did as you said boss. I took the 303 and shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on."
"Now what's the problem?" raged the manager..
"Well Boss, its his motor bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right front wheel arch.................................. You there boss?"
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