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Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in
the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in the
world."

So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have
their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy.
"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says."Who
in the world is Rosie O'Donnell?


Rosie without stage makeup - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1_xKzqCa-Q

 
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haha nice chad

 
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haha

 
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Ive heard that one before... substituting with worlds smallest *****, then insert name of person youre telling joke to at end...

 
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lol

 
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ahahah thats great!

 
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oh man total laugh out loud moment. thanks chad!

 
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lol

 
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bwahaha read that on bcm this mornign!