Guinness Book of World Records
05-17-2007, 12:43 AM
#1
Guinness Book of World Records
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in
the world."
Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in the
world."
So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have
their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy.
"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the smallest person in the world."
Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says."Who
in the world is Rosie O'Donnell?
Rosie without stage makeup - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1_xKzqCa-Q
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in
the world."
Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in the
world."
So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have
their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy.
"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the smallest person in the world."
Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says."Who
in the world is Rosie O'Donnell?
Rosie without stage makeup - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1_xKzqCa-Q
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
webster
Miscellaneous Stuff For Sale
0
09-13-2005 04:16 PM
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)