Guyanese Hell
09-06-2007, 10:55 AM
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Guyanese Hell
A man dies and goes to hell.He discovers that there are different hells for each country.First he goes to German hell and asks what they do there.
First,they put you in an electric chair for an hour.Then they lay you on a bed of nails for an hour.Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.
He doesn't like this so he moves on.He goes to the US hell,the Canadian hell and the UK hell and discovers that they are all the same.Finally, he comes across a very long line of people waiting to get in and asks,"Which hell is this? "Someone tells him,"Oh,this is Guyana's hell." "What do you do in here?" He asks.
"Well,first they put you in an electric chair for an hour,then they lay you on a bed of nails for an hour,then the Guyanese devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day!" "But that is just like all the other hells,"The man said,"Why is the line so long?"
Because in the Guyana hell, the electricity is always off, the electric chair is always broken, someone stole all the nails,and the Guyanese devil is a public servant, so he comes in punches his time card then goes to the rum shop and play dominoes all day!".
First,they put you in an electric chair for an hour.Then they lay you on a bed of nails for an hour.Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.
He doesn't like this so he moves on.He goes to the US hell,the Canadian hell and the UK hell and discovers that they are all the same.Finally, he comes across a very long line of people waiting to get in and asks,"Which hell is this? "Someone tells him,"Oh,this is Guyana's hell." "What do you do in here?" He asks.
"Well,first they put you in an electric chair for an hour,then they lay you on a bed of nails for an hour,then the Guyanese devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day!" "But that is just like all the other hells,"The man said,"Why is the line so long?"
Because in the Guyana hell, the electricity is always off, the electric chair is always broken, someone stole all the nails,and the Guyanese devil is a public servant, so he comes in punches his time card then goes to the rum shop and play dominoes all day!".
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