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A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on
> her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
> "Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
> "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
> The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
> safety violation.
> The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the
> back of it."
>
> The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got
> there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"
> "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
> The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa
> the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

 
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:thumbsup:

 
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too bad sum cops really are like that

 
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nice- i'm afraid to admit that there are cops like that..but they fully deserve comments like that!!

 
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Heard it before, but thanks for that. I needed a good laugh.