How to pick up chicks in the SHWA
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How to pick up chicks in the SHWA
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How to get a woman in the SHWA
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room.
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until
the afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Your face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
How to get a woman in the SHWA
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room.
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until
the afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Your face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
or u might have some luck with---
are those guess jeans? Cuz guess who wants to get into 'em?
is that a shovel in your pants? cuz I'm diggin that ***!
Give her a monopoly $10 and say, "you've just won second prize in a beauty contest"
Hey, would you like to go out for pizza and a ****? No? What you don't like pizza?
are those guess jeans? Cuz guess who wants to get into 'em?
is that a shovel in your pants? cuz I'm diggin that ***!
Give her a monopoly $10 and say, "you've just won second prize in a beauty contest"
Hey, would you like to go out for pizza and a ****? No? What you don't like pizza?
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