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http://howto.thetunafish.com/?p=21

 
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Holy *****` that was a funny read. The pic with the 7foot tail - I've seen those b4 online, not sure if any of em are real tho, Im gonna try n post some pics of em for u all 2 see. Oh but the killer was the pic of the do it yerself cerial box + aluminum foil body kit, holy fukk what can I say.

I managed to get the files up but cant fig how 2 show the image in tha post, if someone could do that 4 me, thanx

 
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"********** to the thought of your 4-cylinder naturally aspirated monster destroying an eight cylinder with low HP per liter, realizing that at sexual release, only the feeling of going into VTEC is better than jizzing in your hand. Don’t forget to wipe it up with your sock!"

That's Wicked!!!!

 
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Step 2 - When coming to a stoplight, intimidate your opponent by revving and rolling down your window to shout mild racing obscenities such as:

“Your mom goes to college!”
“Where did you get that spoiler?! The toilet store?!”
” I slept with your girlfriend last night!”
“I put my wiener in your sister’s mouth last night!”
Racing

Honk 3 times, and on the 3rd honk, place the pedal to the metal.

Winning/ Losing

Whether you win or lose, let your opponent know who they’re dealing with:

If you win, get in front of them and flash your hazards. This is international car talk for ” Oh snap, I kicked your ***, you stupid *****.”
If you lose, drive off with your head held high and don’t let them see you cry. Talk about them to your friends saying it doesn’t matter and thier car was a piece of anyways, and if you had a better launch you would have won.


AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG i have never laughed so hard in my life

 
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The "Your mom goes to college" line killed me. Thats awesome.

 
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that was a good laugh!

 
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Thanks for the tips!

 
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Nice read, thanks!

 
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OMG, I can't belive some people would do that to their car