Bernotas05

I Got this in my email the other day from a friend...
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The first time with a condom I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms.

There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was

new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, "No."


So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb.
She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently
still looked confused.


So she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just
a minute." And walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led
me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She
unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite you?"
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.
She then said, it was time to slip the condum on. As I was slipping
it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.
"Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."


So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could
no longer hold back and pow, I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"


I said, "I sure did." And held up my thumb to show her.

TorqueDog

That happened to me once at the pharmacy. Thankfully, being a pharmacy, there was the morning after pills behind the counter.


Actually I'm just a rampant b.s.er

XJonesyX

LOL Thats probably why i have 3 kids now huh????????

meissen

Good stuff.

69z-28

haha. good one.

imported_Kyle

lol that's a good one