A little song I wrote about the Pontiac Sunfire
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A little song I wrote about the Pontiac Sunfire
Ever notice how 90% of sunfire owners are women- who never ever maintain them and let them basically disintegrate?
Here's a song I wrote.
Its to a late 80's bruce springstein "streets of philadelphia" type vibe... Just try to picture springstein's voice over it- it makes it funnier.
ENJOY!
She's layin on the couch
Wantin to go out
But all her friends drive
And she wants to be cool they aaaaare!
She's gonna buy a sunfire
gonna drive it into the groud!
She's gonna buy a sunfire!
No oil change for her, she don't run with the crowd!
She's drivin down the road
right side's ridin lo
Maybe she's on blow- but she doesn't know
the psi on her right tires is zero-point-four
She's gonna buy a sunfire
Gonna drive it into the in ground YA
She's gonna buy a sunfire
Run for cover when she comes around
The front seats both got coffee stains
Doesn't close the sun roof when it rains
She's got some rusty hulks for drum breaks
The thing's a death trap for god sakes
She's gonna buy a sunfire
Gonna drive it till it falls apart
She's gonna buy a sunfire
She's the one without her headlights on, after dark!
Cuzz when that car makes noise
She don't ask her boys
Doesn't even think to get it checked - ya
Just cranks the tunes
This chick is a loon
Keep your distance cuzz that things gonna blow up soon.
I feel comfortable posting that here, because No woman with a sunfire even knows her mechanic's first name or when her last oil change was, so they wont read this forum
Here's a song I wrote.
Its to a late 80's bruce springstein "streets of philadelphia" type vibe... Just try to picture springstein's voice over it- it makes it funnier.
ENJOY!
She's layin on the couch
Wantin to go out
But all her friends drive
And she wants to be cool they aaaaare!
She's gonna buy a sunfire
gonna drive it into the groud!
She's gonna buy a sunfire!
No oil change for her, she don't run with the crowd!
She's drivin down the road
right side's ridin lo
Maybe she's on blow- but she doesn't know
the psi on her right tires is zero-point-four
She's gonna buy a sunfire
Gonna drive it into the in ground YA
She's gonna buy a sunfire
Run for cover when she comes around
The front seats both got coffee stains
Doesn't close the sun roof when it rains
She's got some rusty hulks for drum breaks
The thing's a death trap for god sakes
She's gonna buy a sunfire
Gonna drive it till it falls apart
She's gonna buy a sunfire
She's the one without her headlights on, after dark!
Cuzz when that car makes noise
She don't ask her boys
Doesn't even think to get it checked - ya
Just cranks the tunes
This chick is a loon
Keep your distance cuzz that things gonna blow up soon.
I feel comfortable posting that here, because No woman with a sunfire even knows her mechanic's first name or when her last oil change was, so they wont read this forum
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Im a 2 wheel person. Im one of those guys on a souped up Vespa that jumps infront of your car with a foot of clearance at a light and rides in the lane next to you with 10 inches of clearance next to parked cars at 70kp/h 
On a side note- car people don't pass a bike any closer than 3 feet away from you at speeds over 80kph, the wake you create pulls them toward your lane and it really sucks *****. Make sure you have a 3 foot buffer zone before blowing past a biker
. As per Vespas being too small to see in your rearview. If you hear a lawn mower going for more than 3 blocks straight, you've got one of use near you LMAO
On a side note- car people don't pass a bike any closer than 3 feet away from you at speeds over 80kph, the wake you create pulls them toward your lane and it really sucks *****. Make sure you have a 3 foot buffer zone before blowing past a biker
. As per Vespas being too small to see in your rearview. If you hear a lawn mower going for more than 3 blocks straight, you've got one of use near you LMAO
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some fat guy at my work drives a vespa.. he looks like a tool on it with his helmet on ahahahaha makes me laugh just thinkin about it... I blew by him on highway 50 after work last week 3rd gear redlining, I think he freckled his shorts... lifes too short for good gas mileage 
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