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2tone_93gt 06-23-2005 10:41 PM

Mj Update.
 
Michael Jackson is being forced to downsize in order to pay his current
legal bills. He is selling his Neverland ranch and buying a van, 2 puppies,
and a couple bags of assorted lollipops.

munch 06-23-2005 10:55 PM

a windstar no doubt :sly:

ricewagon94 06-23-2005 11:13 PM

Woohoo! Next he will be a sideshow freak at Disneyworld. :la:

james12lucy 06-24-2005 11:04 AM

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?....... They both come on little crackers.

goneinsixtyseconds 06-24-2005 12:06 PM


Originally Posted by james12lucy
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?....... They both come on little crackers.

(from triumph the insult dog)

q: why was michael jackson once spotted at k-mart?

a: he heard boys pants were half off :laugh: :laugh:

Viperoni 06-24-2005 03:50 PM


Originally Posted by goneinsixtyseconds
(from triumph the insult dog)

q: why was michael jackson once spotted at k-mart?

a: he heard boys pants were half off :laugh: :laugh:

Those MJ fans were way worse than the Star Wars fans :hah:

Cerberus 06-24-2005 04:05 PM

Rofl :)

fastestcivic 06-25-2005 04:56 AM

^^^^^^ hahhaah :laugh:

sky_kid 06-25-2005 05:53 AM

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.




Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them!




Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys.

Anti-Rice 06-25-2005 07:43 AM


Originally Posted by sky_kid
Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys.

:laugh:

fastestcivic 06-25-2005 04:13 PM

:laugh: ^^ :thumbsup

shuller1458 06-25-2005 04:36 PM

ha ha ha ha the last one is amazing. :)

munch 06-26-2005 10:54 AM


Originally Posted by sky_kid
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.




Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them!




Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys.


ahahahahahha :thumbsup

Bullet 06-26-2005 11:00 AM

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

:laugh: :appl: :laugh: :appl: :laugh: :appl:

Rixshark 07-01-2005 07:25 PM

"Tell me, on a scale of 1 to 10. How old is Michael's boyfriend?" - Triumph

^ That is hilarious.


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