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Old 06-23-2005, 10:41 PM
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Michael Jackson is being forced to downsize in order to pay his current
legal bills. He is selling his Neverland ranch and buying a van, 2 puppies,
and a couple bags of assorted lollipops.
 
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Old 06-23-2005, 10:55 PM
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Old 06-23-2005, 11:13 PM
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Old 06-24-2005, 11:04 AM
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What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?....... They both come on little crackers.
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Old 06-24-2005, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by james12lucy
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?....... They both come on little crackers.
(from triumph the insult dog)

q: why was michael jackson once spotted at k-mart?

a: he heard boys pants were half off
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Old 06-24-2005, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by goneinsixtyseconds
(from triumph the insult dog)

q: why was michael jackson once spotted at k-mart?

a: he heard boys pants were half off
Those MJ fans were way worse than the Star Wars fans :hah:
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Old 06-24-2005, 04:05 PM
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Old 06-25-2005, 04:56 AM
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.




Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them!




Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys.
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Old 06-25-2005, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by sky_kid
Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys.
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Old 06-25-2005, 04:13 PM
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Old 06-26-2005, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by sky_kid
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.




Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them!




Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys.

ahahahahahha :thumbsup
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"Tell me, on a scale of 1 to 10. How old is Michael's boyfriend?" - Triumph

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