Old people....
09-01-2006, 01:18 PM
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Old people....
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back
a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like
this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my
left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her
left, still
nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her
teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her
knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back
a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like
this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my
left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her
left, still
nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her
teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her
knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
thats a good one 
09-02-2006, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by NoRiceInside
wow. it took me til the armpit to realize it wasnt going to be his coch. lol.
I shoulda realized that 2 tho ... I mean, I've never herd of an armpit-job. Especially from old people.
Hmm... I wonder if my gf-- ... nevermind.........
lol
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