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Old Oct 17, 2006 | 02:00 PM
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Pick up lines

lets see wut u guys got !!! Lets get original here and post something that u think is sik and that no one doesnt know about. we all no that all pick up lines are cheese but lets just see were this goes! ill start it off with

say ur at a club or something and u see a decent broad. Go up to the girl and and say how much does a polar bear weigh ? she'll be like i dunno. soon as she sais that u put ur hand out to shake her hand and u say enuough to break the ice ... hi my name is .......

i no its chese but it could work !!! lol

lets see wut u guys got

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Old Oct 17, 2006 | 02:11 PM
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u stop a broad n tell her. u remind me of a parkin ticket. when she says y is that
u tell her because u got FINE written all over you..

now ive never used that one jus know of it LOL
Old Oct 17, 2006 | 02:25 PM
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hey girl ... how bout u come sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up !

good but would never work
Old Oct 17, 2006 | 10:06 PM
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lol i like the parkin ticket, maybe i'll try that on the street one day just for kicks lol, hopefully not a kick in the *****
Old Oct 18, 2006 | 01:04 AM
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A friend of mine came up with this

"excuse me miss, did you fart, cause u blew me away"

lololol
Old Oct 18, 2006 | 06:13 AM
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If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
lol, 6am and im bored
i googled it and found this site
The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines

they have all these sections lol

one from the "straight to the point" section

Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
Old Oct 25, 2006 | 10:36 AM
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u go up to a broad nd be like "excuse i forgot my number can i have yours?" or when shes walking away drop your number on the floor nd be like excuse me u droped something...lol...would never work tho
Old Oct 25, 2006 | 12:14 PM
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Excuse me... Would you like a job???

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Old Oct 25, 2006 | 02:25 PM
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Old Oct 25, 2006 | 02:43 PM
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so u walk up to a chick in a club/bar and say "hey baby are you a vet??? cause these pythons are sick (pointing to arms)"
Old Oct 30, 2006 | 09:00 AM
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True story:
Took my from out of town to a club. He sees a chick and says : "Yo B!tch! Come here!" He got her name, number and chatter her up all night. She wasnt bad looking either.

Here is mine: Gotta say it fast enough to confuse her but slick enough for her to fall for it " Yo baby... Gimme your number bfore I dont want it no more"
Old Oct 30, 2006 | 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Password:JDM
so u walk up to a chick in a club/bar and say "hey baby are you a vet??? cause these pythons are sick (pointing to arms)"
lameee

hey girl is ur dad theif lol
Old Oct 30, 2006 | 06:35 PM
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if you were a door i would knock you all day
Old Nov 2, 2006 | 04:40 PM
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how much does a polar bear weigh? just enough to break the ice!
Old Nov 8, 2006 | 05:04 PM
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pick up line

girl asks u your name say * prince charming/god/man of ur dreams/ hollywood.. cause im famous



or


Girl... I love you

ohh n this one

*whispers* shhhhhh.... just let it happen

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