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Post dangit, or I will have to flood the board with many questions. :)

Hi.

werd

Good God, I'm bored...Gotta be quiet though, cause the g/f is sleeping, so I can't play any GTA or anything. :(

I'm confused, is she like sleeping your bed and if so is the comp in your bed room?

She's in my bed, PS2 is in room with bed...Computer is in another room.

Plus if I sleep tonight, I will have that nightmare again of FireDogg in a van offering me candy to go for a ride with him...And I don't want that.

You seem like a nice BF. I would do something really dumb like lite a fire cracker next to her ear while she is sleeping.

I would do that too..





if she didn't put out.

I'm confused. How did you land a chick? Did you play your best game when she came through the drive through window with her mom? Either that or by g/f did you meant b/f, and by GTA did you meant with yourself...

Yeah, so some old lady hit my car yesterday morning. :(

How did I land her? It's amazing what $3.76 will get you at the flea market.

Did I really mean b/f? To be honest, I'm not sure.

And play with myself? Please refer to answer #1...I didn't spend all that just to get her.

:yuck:

So, two necrophiliacs are walking by a cemetary when one looks at the other and says "Hey, wanna stop in for a cold one?"

How much damage?

Not much at all...Just some scratched paint...About $350 total, and her insurance is gonna cover it, so it's all good....Just sucks because it's only been out of the body shop like 2 months or so. :verysad: