RFF

Post dangit, or I will have to flood the board with many questions.

imported_Sincere

Hi.

RFF

werd

imported_Sincere

Good God, I'm bored...Gotta be quiet though, cause the g/f is sleeping, so I can't play any GTA or anything.

RFF

I'm confused, is she like sleeping your bed and if so is the comp in your bed room?

imported_Sincere

She's in my bed, PS2 is in room with bed...Computer is in another room.

imported_Sincere

Plus if I sleep tonight, I will have that nightmare again of FireDogg in a van offering me candy to go for a ride with him...And I don't want that.

RFF

You seem like a nice BF. I would do something really dumb like lite a fire cracker next to her ear while she is sleeping.

imported_Sincere

I would do that too..





if she didn't put out.

imported_Sincere

Yeah, so some old lady hit my car yesterday morning.

McGruff

I'm confused. How did you land a chick? Did you play your best game when she came through the drive through window with her mom? Either that or by g/f did you meant b/f, and by GTA did you meant with yourself...

imported_Sincere

How did I land her? It's amazing what $3.76 will get you at the flea market.

Did I really mean b/f? To be honest, I'm not sure.

And play with myself? Please refer to answer #1...I didn't spend all that just to get her.

imported_Sincere

So, two necrophiliacs are walking by a cemetary when one looks at the other and says "Hey, wanna stop in for a cold one?"

RFF

How much damage?

imported_Sincere

Not much at all...Just some scratched paint...About $350 total, and her insurance is gonna cover it, so it's all good....Just sucks because it's only been out of the body shop like 2 months or so.