Police Officer Quotes
Just got this in my email... LoL.. funny stuff :lolsign:
> The following 15 Police Comments were taken from > > actual police car videos around the country: > > > > #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're > > new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." > > > > #14 "You take your hands off the car, and I'll make > > your birth certificate a worthless document." > > > > #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." > > > > #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In > > case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a > > 9mm bullet fired from my gun." > > > > #11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I > > guess that means I can write anything I want on the > > ticket, huh?" > > > > #10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, > > but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that > > I am the shift supervisor?" > > > > #9 "Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you > > not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." > > > > #8 "The answer to this last question will determine > > whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat > > or a dog?" > > > > #7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a > > place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, > > and step in monkey DOO." > > > > #6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my > > wife gets a toaster oven." > > > > #5 "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." > > > > #4 "Just how big were those two beers?" > > > > #3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to > > have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many > > tickets as we want." > > > > #2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good > > personal friend of yours. At least you know someone > > who can post your bail." > > > > And.................... THE BEST ONE !!!!!!! > > > > #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? ... > > You're right, we don't. .... Sign here. |
Originally Posted by paarman97maro
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? ...
You're right, we don't. .... Sign here. |
Originally Posted by paarman97maro
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
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there all great...
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those are funny but i love #12
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14 made me laugh right off the bat
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lmao.. those are great.
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There all good i'm gunna have to bust some of them out when im a cop after all my schooling.
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:lolsign:
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haha. good stuff.
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LMAO
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Interesting...
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lol
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lmao. nice. im on the phone and started busting out laughing and the chick was like .. um... are yhou laughing at me..
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good stuff lol
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