> The following 15 Police Comments were taken from
> > actual police car videos around the country:
> >
> > #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're
> > new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
> >
> > #14 "You take your hands off the car, and I'll make
> > your birth certificate a worthless document."
> >
> > #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
> >
> > #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In
> > case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a
> > 9mm bullet fired from my gun."
> >
> > #11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I
> > guess that means I can write anything I want on the
> > ticket, huh?"
> >
> > #10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor,
> > but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that
> > I am the shift supervisor?"
> >
> > #9 "Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you
> > not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
> >
> > #8 "The answer to this last question will determine
> > whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat
> > or a dog?"
> >
> > #7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a
> > place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy,
> > and step in monkey DOO."
> >
> > #6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my
> > wife gets a toaster oven."
> >
> > #5 "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC."
> >
> > #4 "Just how big were those two beers?"
> >
> > #3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to
> > have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many
> > tickets as we want."
> >
> > #2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good
> > personal friend of yours. At least you know someone
> > who can post your bail."
> >
> > And.................... THE BEST ONE !!!!!!!
> >
> > #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? ...
> > You're right, we don't. .... Sign here.