Ricer owned on Yonge st
 

loved every moment of it.

I just finished dropping my buddies off downtown after a night of fun downtown. Im travelling on my merry way up yonge st on my way home and some little punk ricer in a jetta comes flying out of now where cutting off like 6 or 7 cars weaving in and out. All of a sudden I see a black car behind me tailing me with what looks to lights in the windows. i then noticed the headlights, so I let him get by me. Good ol' under cover po po. :smilie_da

So we all finally hit the stoplight and the cop was right behind the ricer.I was lucky enough to be right beside the cop. Looked over and him, he looked at me, I pointed at the riceboy in the jetta and the cop just laughed and nodded.

Riceboy takes off from the light like a bat out of hell with all 115HP, and po-po turns in the cherries. :smilie_da

who the hell is dumb enough to drive like that on a sat night along yonge street? Its like cop central every time I am down there. :dunno:

fag,,,,, that was me

^ha haa

sucka

^ what you tryin to say????

That you got booked for being an idiot.

stop driving with your hat sideways :smokin:

oh and thanks for topping off a great night.

Picking up 2 hot blondes + seeing some ricer get busted for being a turd = priceless

watch what you say buddy. :pimp:

how much did you pay for the two blondes??? :smilie_da

when you dont drive like a turd, you dont pay anything. hell I didnt even have to buy them a drink.

did your boyfriend kiss you better after the popo was mean to you?

Hahaha. It would really suck if you only had a 2L motor in there :)

So what did you get nailed with?

Good one dumbass. Why don't you go crush your car now, and buy a bus pass. Do the rest of us a favour. :retard:

clearly you have **** on the mind. nice that you didn't have to buy them drinks. that means you can save your rufies for the next victim.

i got off with a warning. the cop was an alright guy.

lucky you. next time dont drive like a cunt cutting off everyone, and weaving in and out of traffic on a busy street. Your the reason why we have all these new laws and get bothered by the police.

and I have no idea what rufies are. I dont speak "riceboy." sorry.

:ttiwwop:

:lmao:

I would but the way things seem to go in this city, someone will know them and ruin future benefits :la:

RonBurgundy will post pics of these two blondes next weekend when he goes to the bar and pays them to stand next to him and smile.

whats with you and paying for women? is that how you get women to drive with you in your heap of shit?

maybe you should have taken that money you sunk into your POS to make it no faster than a Chevy Aveo and gotten a facelift or some steroids or something to get rid of the "i weigh less than a soaking wet towel" look.

i'm sorry. somewhere along the line you thought that i cared about what someone from the armpit of america thinks. what the **** are you doing in canada anyways, you rapist?

enough with the talking, you guys should just race each other!:thumbsup:

I'll tell you what Im NOT doing. Thats driving like a little cunt like you do in bumper to bumper traffic.

I do not race rapists.

dont be jealous because I am spending my time with real women when you are busy being the Brian Earl Spilner of downtown toronto, and going home to your rubber dolls.

Real women you pay for. Or they only hang with you because they feel bad for you. It is ok.

Rapist.

this is some bad back and forth . ok so the brian earl spilner line was funny, but seriously, rapist? is that all u can come up with. **** where is judge when you need entertainment.

aha I know,

Sounds a lot like the guy that was going around calling everyone racist for no reason ahahaha.

He is a rapist.

Oh yeah, bring out the Judge with the white trash Z24.... Where is that biatch?

wow those are some of the best come back lines ever... round of applause of the comical genuis

Let me guess.... You came up with that username as you went to school for philosophy and are now delivering pizza at night and posting on this forum during the day. :loser:

just give up toronto_boi you already made your self look like an idiot

i'm not an idiot you gimp.

are you 16?:smilie_da

i am boi toronto. the toronto boi. know it. live it.

....

Yeah what does that mean?

OK, i am done here. I have proven the illustrius RonB wrong and make him to look like a fool.

This isnt as good as the days of 5point vs anyone , but it,ll have to do ..77.

Stop eating paint chips brother, obviously you have fried a few to many brain cells :turbogfight:

You're an embarrasment to anyone and everyone who has ever owned a VW. Go buy a Yugo.

That would almost be as bad as living in your hometown :retard:

I'm not your bro, asswipe :smilie_da