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archemedes 07-28-2005 12:57 PM

signs your getting too old to drive
 
SIGNS YOU'RE GETTING TOO OLD TO DRIVE



It takes more than four minutes
to get out of your car.


When backing into a parking spot, you just
back up until you hear something.


It scares you to drive the speed limit.


The only thing you pass on the road anymore
is the Amish.


You use cruise control because
your leg fell asleep.


You inquired if the dealership could install
magnifying glass for the windshield.


Your turn signal has been on since 2003.


Your bumper sticker endorses Eisenhower.


When the police pull you over, they're surprised
to find out you're sober.

Bernotas05 07-28-2005 01:52 PM

lol

Adric 07-28-2005 02:03 PM

heh

Nemesis 07-28-2005 02:28 PM

So true

97z2801ss 07-28-2005 02:47 PM

haha hilarious

camaro94 07-28-2005 03:13 PM

lol

SOMBirdV6 07-28-2005 04:01 PM

very true.

Mike Jones 07-28-2005 08:39 PM

lol

MeenZ28 07-28-2005 10:08 PM

:laugh:

Alleycatt 07-28-2005 10:34 PM

lmao


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