signs your getting too old to drive
07-28-2005, 12:57 PM
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signs your getting too old to drive
SIGNS YOU'RE GETTING TOO OLD TO DRIVE
It takes more than four minutes
to get out of your car.
When backing into a parking spot, you just
back up until you hear something.
It scares you to drive the speed limit.
The only thing you pass on the road anymore
is the Amish.
You use cruise control because
your leg fell asleep.
You inquired if the dealership could install
magnifying glass for the windshield.
Your turn signal has been on since 2003.
Your bumper sticker endorses Eisenhower.
When the police pull you over, they're surprised
to find out you're sober.
It takes more than four minutes
to get out of your car.
When backing into a parking spot, you just
back up until you hear something.
It scares you to drive the speed limit.
The only thing you pass on the road anymore
is the Amish.
You use cruise control because
your leg fell asleep.
You inquired if the dealership could install
magnifying glass for the windshield.
Your turn signal has been on since 2003.
Your bumper sticker endorses Eisenhower.
When the police pull you over, they're surprised
to find out you're sober.
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