cowboyfromhell

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I found this tonight, and I just had to post it.
LMGDMFing A@s off!!!!hahahah
BTW: THERE IS NO REPLASMENT DISPLACMENT!!!





In the midst of real sports cars mine is a joke,
rice in my veins, my front tires go up in smoke
with the plastic headlight covers, spray paint the tail lights,
bass kickin' with the latest rap and dance vibes,
flash the headlights and rev it in neutral,
another import car with a Rice Boy at the cruise control,
I'm out of touch with what a real sports car should be,
got lots of decals, took out the back seat,
so I'm hanging, waxing the paint
have to brag about
my new K&N cone filter. my fat tires scrape the curb,
but don't believe everything that you see,
My car's been lowered, but it wasn't done professionally
shave a few tenths off the quarter with some hotter spark
I'm saving my money, adding in neon for cruising after dark.
Yo! Cut it

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me,
Coffee can exhaust!

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me,
Type R Hyundai Sonata!


Spent too much money on this import sports impostah
techno dance blaring my bass is throbbin'
ride's got six pairs of amps and some funky kanji,
hand on the carbon fiber shift ****, hope that new Charger don't see me,
Got the ugly bright paint job, chrome rims, twin six inch white racing stripes
and four ion blue colored Pia daytime running lights
but nothing looks as good as my spoiler and my two foot rear wing
built my own custom sub box but it barely fits in the back of this tiny thing
I can't drive it fast and I can't accelerate,
traded the Civic for the Integra,
big Vtech and Type R decals make it look great
but my ride is still a piece of crap, I rev it to eight grand,
my exhaust sounds like a wet fart that's blown through a coffee can

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
gettin' crazy with the decals

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
drive by hydraulic bounce

yo bring it on down

(em stcepser ydobon tub ybab ,yobeciR a m'I, ebannaw resop a m'I ,oS)

I'm a driver, I'm a winner
things are gonna' change I can feel it

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
I think I'll polish my intake

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
Put some nitrous on the KIA

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
Vtech emblem adds five horsepower, word.

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
Hyundai builds the best sports cars. You know what I'm sayin'

Relate.

lowbalt

Your still around?

cowboyfromhell

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Yea,
It"s been a while, so I thought I would just check in to see how everyone was doing? lol

rabbitman

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Welcome to 1998.

95ProbeGT_Cory

Thats..... not funny.

At all.

lowbalt

Sounds more like you wrote it, and now that I've actually read it, you must have been on crack or something when you wrote that .

A790

QFT. It's been proven time and time again that the new chargers have fit and finish and aren't that fast stock.

This is simply the case of another redneck trying to justify why it's okay that his interior squeaks and rattles after less than 20K on the ODO.

fousse69

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haha man this isnt funny at all and this guy is just gona get cut up for posting hahah

Kuztom Freak

parody to a BECK song - so where did you find this? - it would take some of the heat off of ya

cowboyfromhell

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Redneck?? lol
Your driving a little womans car dude.:banghead:

Real men drive V8's

A790

Ooh yea, that's one sexy car alright. I love how it's got fugly chrome rims and looks like it's 4 x 4ing.

Tell ya what, next time I decide I feel like enjoying the benefits of poor build quality and almost zero resale value, I'll buy a charger. Till then, I'll cruise around in my "girls car". Heaven forbid some internet redneck call me a girl

90TLAD3

id take a mr 2 over new charger ne day. it would smack the charger around like cowboyfromhells wife smacks him around for buying that 4 door charger.

rabbitman

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Well, now that you're back to posting pics of that slow *** peice of donkey , when are you going to come race? I'll even chip in $40 for the $100 you'll spend in gas to come to cayuga. Call out is still there, and if you're still feeling threatened by my 4 cyl Altima, I'll bring my gf's Kia if that will make you feel better.

cowboyfromhell

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Buddy,
Your not even in the same league. Your short two Cylinders...!

2TONE_93GT

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LOL . rabbitman is in a league of his own.