Two Line Love Poems
 

These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line BUT the least romantic second line:

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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.


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I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother.


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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's

empty and so is your head.


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Of loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face.


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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you are not.


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I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face.


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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies


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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

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I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.


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My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?


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My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "go to hell".


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What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Chrias, not bad for an entry level post
now send over your girl so me and my boy can show her TEH ROAST

:thumbsup

:laugh:

You can have my ex any day. She looks like this :retard: :la:

:laugh:

she has sleepy eyes and snot coming out of her nose... damn, any chance shes a stripper at diamonds? :p

ahaha :appl:

ouch man ahahaha OWNED

She's not from the west. She's from the east so that would mean she's from Caddy's. :smilie_fi

repost, or similar, anyways, still gold!!! :appl:

new to me. not a repost :)

some good ones and some not

your so beautiful you make me weez
so now get on your knees


lol.. i wrote this one

bravo.. you get the gold star
yet it is the the gayest so far!

lol.. i wrote this one

Are you two writing to each other? :supergay:

gold star.. you faggot. thats not romantic... and chrias go hid behind your 13 posts :P


lol... i liked mine

At least I'm not a post . :smilie_fi :urbuddy:

you have more posts than me ;)

yeah you ing post .. more posts them me

^^ yea but you two are still gay men s :supergay:

Did you and midrange tag team :urbuddy: the mod to have your post count reset? :D That's even more :supergay: :hah: :) :smilie_au

:laugh: :appl:

haha.. you know, its been ages since i was on this site.. lol.. something tells me those posts of mine were edited with out my consent.. i sure as heck don't recall being that ignorant or saying anything like that.. i guess we all grow up sometime.. but serously.. this is called bringing back the past lol Feb 23, 2005.

the funny part is, the person talking crap is the person who started the thread.. anyways.. lol long time ago now..