Two Line Love Poems
02-22-2005, 12:30 PM
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Two Line Love Poems
These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line BUT the least romantic second line:
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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.
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Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.
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I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell".
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
************************
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
*************************
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.
*************************
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
***************************
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.
***************************
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
****************************
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies
****************************
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
****************************
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
******************************
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell".
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
02-22-2005, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by 2tone_93gt
Chrias, not bad for an entry level post
now send over your girl so me and my boy can show her TEH ROAST
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now send over your girl so me and my boy can show her TEH ROAST
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02-22-2005, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by 2tone_93gt
she has sleepy eyes and snot coming out of her nose... damn, any chance shes a stripper at diamonds?
02-22-2005, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by General
your so beautiful you make me weez
so now get on your knees
lol.. i wrote this one
so now get on your knees
lol.. i wrote this one
yet it is the the gayest so far!
lol.. i wrote this one