Various Emoticons
 

:-)--- \< I really fancy you.

:-(---/< I really fancy you but have had eight pints.

:-)=x< I don’t fancy you at all – I’m a eunuch.

( v ) I work on a building site.

) , ( Size doesn’t matter.

) ! ( Size does matter.

) v ( I’m a virgin.

) x ( I’m an ex-virgin.

69 Let’s have kinky sex.




96 Let’s not have kinky sex ‘cos I’m not speaking to you.

99 Let’s have a cone instead of kinky sex.

696969 Let’s invite some others to have kinky sex.

:-)oO< I’m pregnant

:-)o8< It’s twins!

;-#o< . - * I’ve just vomited all over the floor.

;-)-SXY< You have a very sexy body.

:+}-o’< Your fly’s undone.




?;+) You are of questionable intelligence

£:-( My head’s pounding.

=:-( I’m having a bad hair day.

;-$ Put you money where your mouth is!

<]:^) Stop clowning around.

<|:~, You are an evil Witch.

.-) They used to call me Lucky.

:-@ You make me want to scream.


:-}-8=< I’m delighted with the results of

my silicon implants.

:-{-%=< I’m very unhappy with the results of

my silicon implants.

:-{} Do you think I’m wearing too much lipstick?

(: (= You’re looking quite ghostly today.

:-o ^^^^; Ouch - I’ve got my thingy caught in my zip.

$:-} B > I’m a female prostitute.

$:-) : 8- I’m a male prostitute.

:-) : 8-... I’m just taking a leak.

(:-) ? I’ve had a sex change.

*:-} 8 8- I’m a transvestite.

:-) :-( :-) :-( I’m a manic-depressive.




O:-) I’m a little Angel.

NO:-) I’m no Angel.

@:-} Do you like my new hairdo?

;+)-8o{==== Is my mini skirt too short?

;-(?) Do you fancy a blowjob?

; &[} Yes - I do work at a nuclear test site.

How did you know?

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