Various Emoticons
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Various Emoticons
:-)--- \< I really fancy you.
:-(---/< I really fancy you but have had eight pints.
:-)=x< I don’t fancy you at all – I’m a eunuch.
( v ) I work on a building site.
) , ( Size doesn’t matter.
) ! ( Size does matter.
) v ( I’m a virgin.
) x ( I’m an ex-virgin.
69 Let’s have kinky sex.
96 Let’s not have kinky sex ‘cos I’m not speaking to you.
99 Let’s have a cone instead of kinky sex.
696969 Let’s invite some others to have kinky sex.
:-)oO< I’m pregnant
:-)o8< It’s twins!
;-#o< . - * I’ve just vomited all over the floor.
;-)-SXY< You have a very sexy body.
:+}-o’< Your fly’s undone.
?;+) You are of questionable intelligence
£:-( My head’s pounding.
=:-( I’m having a bad hair day.
;-$ Put you money where your mouth is!
<]:^) Stop clowning around.
<|:~, You are an evil Witch.
.-) They used to call me Lucky.
:-@ You make me want to scream.
:-}-8=< I’m delighted with the results of
my silicon implants.
:-{-%=< I’m very unhappy with the results of
my silicon implants.
:-{} Do you think I’m wearing too much lipstick?
(: (= You’re looking quite ghostly today.
:-o ^^^^; Ouch - I’ve got my thingy caught in my zip.
$:-} B > I’m a female prostitute.
$:-) : 8- I’m a male prostitute.
:-) : 8-... I’m just taking a leak.
(:-) ? I’ve had a sex change.
*:-} 8 8- I’m a transvestite.
:-) :-( :-) :-( I’m a manic-depressive.
O:-) I’m a little Angel.
NO:-) I’m no Angel.
@:-} Do you like my new hairdo?
;+)-8o{==== Is my mini skirt too short?
;-(?) Do you fancy a *******?
; &[} Yes - I do work at a nuclear test site.
How did you know?
:-(---/< I really fancy you but have had eight pints.
:-)=x< I don’t fancy you at all – I’m a eunuch.
( v ) I work on a building site.
) , ( Size doesn’t matter.
) ! ( Size does matter.
) v ( I’m a virgin.
) x ( I’m an ex-virgin.
69 Let’s have kinky sex.
96 Let’s not have kinky sex ‘cos I’m not speaking to you.
99 Let’s have a cone instead of kinky sex.
696969 Let’s invite some others to have kinky sex.
:-)oO< I’m pregnant
:-)o8< It’s twins!
;-#o< . - * I’ve just vomited all over the floor.
;-)-SXY< You have a very sexy body.
:+}-o’< Your fly’s undone.
?;+) You are of questionable intelligence
£:-( My head’s pounding.
=:-( I’m having a bad hair day.
;-$ Put you money where your mouth is!
<]:^) Stop clowning around.
<|:~, You are an evil Witch.
.-) They used to call me Lucky.
:-@ You make me want to scream.
:-}-8=< I’m delighted with the results of
my silicon implants.
:-{-%=< I’m very unhappy with the results of
my silicon implants.
:-{} Do you think I’m wearing too much lipstick?
(: (= You’re looking quite ghostly today.
:-o ^^^^; Ouch - I’ve got my thingy caught in my zip.
$:-} B > I’m a female prostitute.
$:-) : 8- I’m a male prostitute.
:-) : 8-... I’m just taking a leak.
(:-) ? I’ve had a sex change.
*:-} 8 8- I’m a transvestite.
:-) :-( :-) :-( I’m a manic-depressive.
O:-) I’m a little Angel.
NO:-) I’m no Angel.
@:-} Do you like my new hairdo?
;+)-8o{==== Is my mini skirt too short?
;-(?) Do you fancy a *******?
; &[} Yes - I do work at a nuclear test site.
How did you know?
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