McGruff

you still want me to try and find it?

RFF

If you could that would be great but how could you get it back into the states?

McGruff

in my luggage

RFF

In genius.

McGruff

They sell it here, but its illegal for US Forces to purchase... sorry, I'm not all about going to jail for you...

meissen

yeah, they're cracking down on soldiers in the united states smuggling stuff in lately, I just saw a segment on it on the news a week or two ago.

McGruff

They make it very easy for us... I'm sure I could get away with it, I just don't want to take that chance...

meissen

Yeah, it was actually kinda funny, one soldier I guess bought some decorative stones and engravings from Iraq and came back to the US, well he got busted because they were over 5000 years old and worth about 10 times that, if not more, he seriously just didn't realize the significance they had, he thought they were just y'know cheap souveniers...

McGruff

We're briefed not to take anything. They are considered 'war souveniers' and are against the UCMJ for us to collect.

meissen

Yeah, can you imagine though? This guy buys 'em in a market thinkin it's just some cheap decorations and comes back to the US to find out they're worth tons of money.

McGruff

I'm pretty sure he wasn't walking around the streets of Iraq shopping.

And as an FYI, it doesn't look like the movie Aladdin over there..

meissen

Well **** that's what I thought. ...No hot princess chicks walking around in see through outfits?

97z2801ss

haha aladdin havent seen that in years

meissen

classic movie. especially the ***** tower on the movie's cover.

RFF