Originally Posted by meissenation

"To the owner of the vehicle:
Thank you ever so kindly for hitting my car last night and not having the consideration of notifying someone in the building. I'm sure you must not have realized you hit my car, with my car alarm going off and your back up lense shattering and all. I suggest you call the number below, or I'll be more than happy to file hit and run charges, as I absolutely love the gouge in my spoiler and the scratches all over my rear bumper. Hope to hear from you shortly."