breadmaker

Your momma is so fat when she weres high heels she strikes oil !!!! lol i heard that on the radio today i thought it was tooo funny


if u have some good ones post it up

wacKo

yo momma so fat, when she jump for joy, she DONT get stuck, she fall thru the earth and goto hell!

*reworked russel peters jk

whaaaaat im sick with it:thumbsup:

ThE_InFaMouS

you guys ever watch that show Yo momma? that show is funny as hell

- Yo momma is so smelly that she made Speed Stick slow down, and made Right Guard turn left

Supra_RZ

iTrader: (1)

jus though i'd add some

-Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
-Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number
-Yo Mama is so fat, when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
-Yo Mama is so fat, she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
-Yo Mama is so fat, when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
-Yo Mama is so fat, her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'
-Yo Mama is so fat, the circus use her as a trampoline
-Yo Mama is so fat, stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
-Yo Mama is so fat, when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'
-Yo Mama is so fat, she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen
-Yo Mama is so fat, that when her Beeper goes off folk think she's backing up.
-Yo Mama is so fat, when she goes to Gap the only thing she can fit into is the Dressing Room
-Yo Mama is so fat, that when she went for a swim in the ocean she caused a 60 foot tidal wave.
-Yo Mama is so fat, when it says All you can eat it still ain't enough.
-Yo Mama is so fat,when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

Charlie_Chaos

Your Mamma's so fat when she got stabbed she bled Gravy.

Your Mamma's so fat when she crossed the border she got busted for trying to smuggle 200lbs of crack

EveryMn

200bs of crack... LOL

GTXsimon

your mama is like a bowling ball. I pick her up, stick my fingers in her, throw her in the gutter, and she comes back to me.


your mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of HER

Your mama is so short, she could be a teller at a piggy bank

Your mama is so old:

She knew the rainforest when it was a plant

She served at the last supper

She babysat Jesus

She farts dust

Her breasts give powdered milk

Her sin number is 3


I'm here all week, try the fish! tip ur waitress, goodnight GTA!!!

rabbitman

iTrader: (3)

Man, I'd say you need to get out more, but we were at the yard all afternoon. Ok, you still need to get out more.