Her Royal Juicyness

So I have a '08 Honda Accord that I picked up last Thursday, and I can't seem to figure out how to work the auto door locks! I've read the book and the little quick book that came with the car. Right now the doors lock when I hit 9 mph, I would like to change it so they lock when I move the car out of park.































Also, right now the drivers door unlocks when I put the car in park. I want to turn off the auto-unlock feature all together.































Is there some special trick I'm missing? I've done what the book says to do about 6 times and still it hasn't changed anything.































I'm frustrated.