Help - Accord won't start
11-28-2003, 09:24 PM
#31
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Re: Help - Accord won't start
On 11/25/2003 12:30 PM Scott MacLean spake these words of knowledge:
>> Bill,
>> Tell her to see if the car will start after it is jump started. There are
>> probably people at the college that have jumper cables. Tell her to drive
>> straight home without stopping. If she needs to get gas--tell her to keep
>> the motor running. If it does not start with a jump, tell her to have the
>> vehicle towed to the closest Honda dealership and let them fix it. I doubt
>> if she has the mechanical experience or tools needed to fix whatever might
>> be the cause of the problem.
>
> Oh? Do you know his daughter?
?
He didn't say she didn't have the experience or tools, as he might have
if he knew Bill's daughter. He said he *doubted* it. FWIW, I doubt it
as well. On the other hand, I can categorically state that *I* do not
have said experience or tools, for at least 95% of the potential
problems. But I did pay the $70 for the Helms manual for my car - so I
can do that other 5%...
RFT!!!
Dave Kelsen
--
Going to church doesn't make you devout, any more than standing in a
garage makes you a car.
>> Bill,
>> Tell her to see if the car will start after it is jump started. There are
>> probably people at the college that have jumper cables. Tell her to drive
>> straight home without stopping. If she needs to get gas--tell her to keep
>> the motor running. If it does not start with a jump, tell her to have the
>> vehicle towed to the closest Honda dealership and let them fix it. I doubt
>> if she has the mechanical experience or tools needed to fix whatever might
>> be the cause of the problem.
>
> Oh? Do you know his daughter?
?
He didn't say she didn't have the experience or tools, as he might have
if he knew Bill's daughter. He said he *doubted* it. FWIW, I doubt it
as well. On the other hand, I can categorically state that *I* do not
have said experience or tools, for at least 95% of the potential
problems. But I did pay the $70 for the Helms manual for my car - so I
can do that other 5%...
RFT!!!
Dave Kelsen
--
Going to church doesn't make you devout, any more than standing in a
garage makes you a car.
11-28-2003, 09:24 PM
#32
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Re: Help - Accord won't start
On 11/25/2003 12:30 PM Scott MacLean spake these words of knowledge:
>> Bill,
>> Tell her to see if the car will start after it is jump started. There are
>> probably people at the college that have jumper cables. Tell her to drive
>> straight home without stopping. If she needs to get gas--tell her to keep
>> the motor running. If it does not start with a jump, tell her to have the
>> vehicle towed to the closest Honda dealership and let them fix it. I doubt
>> if she has the mechanical experience or tools needed to fix whatever might
>> be the cause of the problem.
>
> Oh? Do you know his daughter?
?
He didn't say she didn't have the experience or tools, as he might have
if he knew Bill's daughter. He said he *doubted* it. FWIW, I doubt it
as well. On the other hand, I can categorically state that *I* do not
have said experience or tools, for at least 95% of the potential
problems. But I did pay the $70 for the Helms manual for my car - so I
can do that other 5%...
RFT!!!
Dave Kelsen
--
Going to church doesn't make you devout, any more than standing in a
garage makes you a car.
>> Bill,
>> Tell her to see if the car will start after it is jump started. There are
>> probably people at the college that have jumper cables. Tell her to drive
>> straight home without stopping. If she needs to get gas--tell her to keep
>> the motor running. If it does not start with a jump, tell her to have the
>> vehicle towed to the closest Honda dealership and let them fix it. I doubt
>> if she has the mechanical experience or tools needed to fix whatever might
>> be the cause of the problem.
>
> Oh? Do you know his daughter?
?
He didn't say she didn't have the experience or tools, as he might have
if he knew Bill's daughter. He said he *doubted* it. FWIW, I doubt it
as well. On the other hand, I can categorically state that *I* do not
have said experience or tools, for at least 95% of the potential
problems. But I did pay the $70 for the Helms manual for my car - so I
can do that other 5%...
RFT!!!
Dave Kelsen
--
Going to church doesn't make you devout, any more than standing in a
garage makes you a car.
11-28-2003, 09:24 PM
#33
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Re: Help - Accord won't start
On 11/25/2003 12:30 PM Scott MacLean spake these words of knowledge:
>> Bill,
>> Tell her to see if the car will start after it is jump started. There are
>> probably people at the college that have jumper cables. Tell her to drive
>> straight home without stopping. If she needs to get gas--tell her to keep
>> the motor running. If it does not start with a jump, tell her to have the
>> vehicle towed to the closest Honda dealership and let them fix it. I doubt
>> if she has the mechanical experience or tools needed to fix whatever might
>> be the cause of the problem.
>
> Oh? Do you know his daughter?
?
He didn't say she didn't have the experience or tools, as he might have
if he knew Bill's daughter. He said he *doubted* it. FWIW, I doubt it
as well. On the other hand, I can categorically state that *I* do not
have said experience or tools, for at least 95% of the potential
problems. But I did pay the $70 for the Helms manual for my car - so I
can do that other 5%...
RFT!!!
Dave Kelsen
--
Going to church doesn't make you devout, any more than standing in a
garage makes you a car.
>> Bill,
>> Tell her to see if the car will start after it is jump started. There are
>> probably people at the college that have jumper cables. Tell her to drive
>> straight home without stopping. If she needs to get gas--tell her to keep
>> the motor running. If it does not start with a jump, tell her to have the
>> vehicle towed to the closest Honda dealership and let them fix it. I doubt
>> if she has the mechanical experience or tools needed to fix whatever might
>> be the cause of the problem.
>
> Oh? Do you know his daughter?
?
He didn't say she didn't have the experience or tools, as he might have
if he knew Bill's daughter. He said he *doubted* it. FWIW, I doubt it
as well. On the other hand, I can categorically state that *I* do not
have said experience or tools, for at least 95% of the potential
problems. But I did pay the $70 for the Helms manual for my car - so I
can do that other 5%...
RFT!!!
Dave Kelsen
--
Going to church doesn't make you devout, any more than standing in a
garage makes you a car.
11-28-2003, 09:24 PM
#34
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Re: Help - Accord won't start
On 11/25/2003 12:30 PM Scott MacLean spake these words of knowledge:
>> Bill,
>> Tell her to see if the car will start after it is jump started. There are
>> probably people at the college that have jumper cables. Tell her to drive
>> straight home without stopping. If she needs to get gas--tell her to keep
>> the motor running. If it does not start with a jump, tell her to have the
>> vehicle towed to the closest Honda dealership and let them fix it. I doubt
>> if she has the mechanical experience or tools needed to fix whatever might
>> be the cause of the problem.
>
> Oh? Do you know his daughter?
?
He didn't say she didn't have the experience or tools, as he might have
if he knew Bill's daughter. He said he *doubted* it. FWIW, I doubt it
as well. On the other hand, I can categorically state that *I* do not
have said experience or tools, for at least 95% of the potential
problems. But I did pay the $70 for the Helms manual for my car - so I
can do that other 5%...
RFT!!!
Dave Kelsen
--
Going to church doesn't make you devout, any more than standing in a
garage makes you a car.
>> Bill,
>> Tell her to see if the car will start after it is jump started. There are
>> probably people at the college that have jumper cables. Tell her to drive
>> straight home without stopping. If she needs to get gas--tell her to keep
>> the motor running. If it does not start with a jump, tell her to have the
>> vehicle towed to the closest Honda dealership and let them fix it. I doubt
>> if she has the mechanical experience or tools needed to fix whatever might
>> be the cause of the problem.
>
> Oh? Do you know his daughter?
?
He didn't say she didn't have the experience or tools, as he might have
if he knew Bill's daughter. He said he *doubted* it. FWIW, I doubt it
as well. On the other hand, I can categorically state that *I* do not
have said experience or tools, for at least 95% of the potential
problems. But I did pay the $70 for the Helms manual for my car - so I
can do that other 5%...
RFT!!!
Dave Kelsen
--
Going to church doesn't make you devout, any more than standing in a
garage makes you a car.
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