Why Spaz hates the Fit
07-19-2006, 02:58 PM
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Why Spaz hates the Fit
I've been flipping through this group for the last few days and noticed
something: Spaz, whomever he may be, really dislikes the Honda Fit.
The Fit isn't my cup of tea either--it reminds me of a small station
wagon, and I don't do station wagons--but lots of other people must like
them, so I'll leave them be.
But this guy Spaz! Oh...he loathes the Fit with every fiber of his
being. He cannot STAND the thought of the Fit being within 40 miles of
him. Why would that be? I mulled over it for a few moments...
A Fit stole his girlfriend
A Fit ran over his puppy
A Fit spent all day signing him up for spam
A Fit enrolled him in the Marines
A Fit drank all his beer
A Fit told his mom he has cooties
A Fit maxed out his credit cards
A Fit got him in six bar brawls
And so our friend Spaz, he who is girlfriend-less, puppy-less, with no
beer and no credit, with a flat nose, a case of cooties, and
thirty-seven gigs of spam waiting for him when he gets out of the
Marines...is gonna do everything in his power to make sure no one else
gets abused by a Fit.
Sorry, man, we're on to you.
--jm
something: Spaz, whomever he may be, really dislikes the Honda Fit.
The Fit isn't my cup of tea either--it reminds me of a small station
wagon, and I don't do station wagons--but lots of other people must like
them, so I'll leave them be.
But this guy Spaz! Oh...he loathes the Fit with every fiber of his
being. He cannot STAND the thought of the Fit being within 40 miles of
him. Why would that be? I mulled over it for a few moments...
A Fit stole his girlfriend
A Fit ran over his puppy
A Fit spent all day signing him up for spam
A Fit enrolled him in the Marines
A Fit drank all his beer
A Fit told his mom he has cooties
A Fit maxed out his credit cards
A Fit got him in six bar brawls
And so our friend Spaz, he who is girlfriend-less, puppy-less, with no
beer and no credit, with a flat nose, a case of cooties, and
thirty-seven gigs of spam waiting for him when he gets out of the
Marines...is gonna do everything in his power to make sure no one else
gets abused by a Fit.
Sorry, man, we're on to you.
--jm
07-19-2006, 06:18 PM
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Re: Why Spaz hates the Fit
Waiving the right to remain silent, Jim Mowreader <xpr3@earthlink.net> said:
> But this guy Spaz! Oh...he loathes the Fit with every fiber of his
> being. He cannot STAND the thought of the Fit being within 40 miles of
> him. Why would that be? I mulled over it for a few moments...
>
> A Fit stole his girlfriend
> A Fit ran over his puppy
> A Fit spent all day signing him up for spam
> A Fit enrolled him in the Marines
> A Fit drank all his beer
> A Fit told his mom he has cooties
> A Fit maxed out his credit cards
> A Fit got him in six bar brawls
>
> And so our friend Spaz, he who is girlfriend-less, puppy-less, with no
> beer and no credit, with a flat nose, a case of cooties, and
> thirty-seven gigs of spam waiting for him when he gets out of the
> Marines...is gonna do everything in his power to make sure no one else
> gets abused by a Fit.
Bwahahaha..! Thanks. I'm unaware of this guy, but that made my day...
--
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"I've come here to enjoy nature. Don't talk to me
about the environment!" - 'Denny Crane'
> But this guy Spaz! Oh...he loathes the Fit with every fiber of his
> being. He cannot STAND the thought of the Fit being within 40 miles of
> him. Why would that be? I mulled over it for a few moments...
>
> A Fit stole his girlfriend
> A Fit ran over his puppy
> A Fit spent all day signing him up for spam
> A Fit enrolled him in the Marines
> A Fit drank all his beer
> A Fit told his mom he has cooties
> A Fit maxed out his credit cards
> A Fit got him in six bar brawls
>
> And so our friend Spaz, he who is girlfriend-less, puppy-less, with no
> beer and no credit, with a flat nose, a case of cooties, and
> thirty-seven gigs of spam waiting for him when he gets out of the
> Marines...is gonna do everything in his power to make sure no one else
> gets abused by a Fit.
Bwahahaha..! Thanks. I'm unaware of this guy, but that made my day...
--
Larry J. - Remove spamtrap in ALLCAPS to e-mail
"I've come here to enjoy nature. Don't talk to me
about the environment!" - 'Denny Crane'
07-19-2006, 06:18 PM
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Re: Why Spaz hates the Fit
Waiving the right to remain silent, Jim Mowreader <xpr3@earthlink.net> said:
> But this guy Spaz! Oh...he loathes the Fit with every fiber of his
> being. He cannot STAND the thought of the Fit being within 40 miles of
> him. Why would that be? I mulled over it for a few moments...
>
> A Fit stole his girlfriend
> A Fit ran over his puppy
> A Fit spent all day signing him up for spam
> A Fit enrolled him in the Marines
> A Fit drank all his beer
> A Fit told his mom he has cooties
> A Fit maxed out his credit cards
> A Fit got him in six bar brawls
>
> And so our friend Spaz, he who is girlfriend-less, puppy-less, with no
> beer and no credit, with a flat nose, a case of cooties, and
> thirty-seven gigs of spam waiting for him when he gets out of the
> Marines...is gonna do everything in his power to make sure no one else
> gets abused by a Fit.
Bwahahaha..! Thanks. I'm unaware of this guy, but that made my day...
--
Larry J. - Remove spamtrap in ALLCAPS to e-mail
"I've come here to enjoy nature. Don't talk to me
about the environment!" - 'Denny Crane'
> But this guy Spaz! Oh...he loathes the Fit with every fiber of his
> being. He cannot STAND the thought of the Fit being within 40 miles of
> him. Why would that be? I mulled over it for a few moments...
>
> A Fit stole his girlfriend
> A Fit ran over his puppy
> A Fit spent all day signing him up for spam
> A Fit enrolled him in the Marines
> A Fit drank all his beer
> A Fit told his mom he has cooties
> A Fit maxed out his credit cards
> A Fit got him in six bar brawls
>
> And so our friend Spaz, he who is girlfriend-less, puppy-less, with no
> beer and no credit, with a flat nose, a case of cooties, and
> thirty-seven gigs of spam waiting for him when he gets out of the
> Marines...is gonna do everything in his power to make sure no one else
> gets abused by a Fit.
Bwahahaha..! Thanks. I'm unaware of this guy, but that made my day...
--
Larry J. - Remove spamtrap in ALLCAPS to e-mail
"I've come here to enjoy nature. Don't talk to me
about the environment!" - 'Denny Crane'
07-19-2006, 06:18 PM
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Re: Why Spaz hates the Fit
Waiving the right to remain silent, Jim Mowreader <xpr3@earthlink.net> said:
> But this guy Spaz! Oh...he loathes the Fit with every fiber of his
> being. He cannot STAND the thought of the Fit being within 40 miles of
> him. Why would that be? I mulled over it for a few moments...
>
> A Fit stole his girlfriend
> A Fit ran over his puppy
> A Fit spent all day signing him up for spam
> A Fit enrolled him in the Marines
> A Fit drank all his beer
> A Fit told his mom he has cooties
> A Fit maxed out his credit cards
> A Fit got him in six bar brawls
>
> And so our friend Spaz, he who is girlfriend-less, puppy-less, with no
> beer and no credit, with a flat nose, a case of cooties, and
> thirty-seven gigs of spam waiting for him when he gets out of the
> Marines...is gonna do everything in his power to make sure no one else
> gets abused by a Fit.
Bwahahaha..! Thanks. I'm unaware of this guy, but that made my day...
--
Larry J. - Remove spamtrap in ALLCAPS to e-mail
"I've come here to enjoy nature. Don't talk to me
about the environment!" - 'Denny Crane'
> But this guy Spaz! Oh...he loathes the Fit with every fiber of his
> being. He cannot STAND the thought of the Fit being within 40 miles of
> him. Why would that be? I mulled over it for a few moments...
>
> A Fit stole his girlfriend
> A Fit ran over his puppy
> A Fit spent all day signing him up for spam
> A Fit enrolled him in the Marines
> A Fit drank all his beer
> A Fit told his mom he has cooties
> A Fit maxed out his credit cards
> A Fit got him in six bar brawls
>
> And so our friend Spaz, he who is girlfriend-less, puppy-less, with no
> beer and no credit, with a flat nose, a case of cooties, and
> thirty-seven gigs of spam waiting for him when he gets out of the
> Marines...is gonna do everything in his power to make sure no one else
> gets abused by a Fit.
Bwahahaha..! Thanks. I'm unaware of this guy, but that made my day...
--
Larry J. - Remove spamtrap in ALLCAPS to e-mail
"I've come here to enjoy nature. Don't talk to me
about the environment!" - 'Denny Crane'
07-19-2006, 06:18 PM
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Re: Why Spaz hates the Fit
Waiving the right to remain silent, Jim Mowreader <xpr3@earthlink.net> said:
> But this guy Spaz! Oh...he loathes the Fit with every fiber of his
> being. He cannot STAND the thought of the Fit being within 40 miles of
> him. Why would that be? I mulled over it for a few moments...
>
> A Fit stole his girlfriend
> A Fit ran over his puppy
> A Fit spent all day signing him up for spam
> A Fit enrolled him in the Marines
> A Fit drank all his beer
> A Fit told his mom he has cooties
> A Fit maxed out his credit cards
> A Fit got him in six bar brawls
>
> And so our friend Spaz, he who is girlfriend-less, puppy-less, with no
> beer and no credit, with a flat nose, a case of cooties, and
> thirty-seven gigs of spam waiting for him when he gets out of the
> Marines...is gonna do everything in his power to make sure no one else
> gets abused by a Fit.
Bwahahaha..! Thanks. I'm unaware of this guy, but that made my day...
--
Larry J. - Remove spamtrap in ALLCAPS to e-mail
"I've come here to enjoy nature. Don't talk to me
about the environment!" - 'Denny Crane'
> But this guy Spaz! Oh...he loathes the Fit with every fiber of his
> being. He cannot STAND the thought of the Fit being within 40 miles of
> him. Why would that be? I mulled over it for a few moments...
>
> A Fit stole his girlfriend
> A Fit ran over his puppy
> A Fit spent all day signing him up for spam
> A Fit enrolled him in the Marines
> A Fit drank all his beer
> A Fit told his mom he has cooties
> A Fit maxed out his credit cards
> A Fit got him in six bar brawls
>
> And so our friend Spaz, he who is girlfriend-less, puppy-less, with no
> beer and no credit, with a flat nose, a case of cooties, and
> thirty-seven gigs of spam waiting for him when he gets out of the
> Marines...is gonna do everything in his power to make sure no one else
> gets abused by a Fit.
Bwahahaha..! Thanks. I'm unaware of this guy, but that made my day...
--
Larry J. - Remove spamtrap in ALLCAPS to e-mail
"I've come here to enjoy nature. Don't talk to me
about the environment!" - 'Denny Crane'
07-22-2006, 11:42 PM
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Re: Why Spaz hates the Fit
I like the idea of the fit , but it is ugly car. The Police would stop you
and give you an ugly ticket.
"Larry in AZ" <usenet2@DE.LETE.THISljvideo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98059BB86692Cthefrogprince@70.169.32.36...
> Waiving the right to remain silent, Jim Mowreader <xpr3@earthlink.net>
> said:
>
>> But this guy Spaz! Oh...he loathes the Fit with every fiber of his
>> being. He cannot STAND the thought of the Fit being within 40 miles of
>> him. Why would that be? I mulled over it for a few moments...
>>
>> A Fit stole his girlfriend
>> A Fit ran over his puppy
>> A Fit spent all day signing him up for spam
>> A Fit enrolled him in the Marines
>> A Fit drank all his beer
>> A Fit told his mom he has cooties
>> A Fit maxed out his credit cards
>> A Fit got him in six bar brawls
>>
>> And so our friend Spaz, he who is girlfriend-less, puppy-less, with no
>> beer and no credit, with a flat nose, a case of cooties, and
>> thirty-seven gigs of spam waiting for him when he gets out of the
>> Marines...is gonna do everything in his power to make sure no one else
>> gets abused by a Fit.
>
> Bwahahaha..! Thanks. I'm unaware of this guy, but that made my day...
>
> --
> Larry J. - Remove spamtrap in ALLCAPS to e-mail
>
> "I've come here to enjoy nature. Don't talk to me
> about the environment!" - 'Denny Crane'
and give you an ugly ticket.
"Larry in AZ" <usenet2@DE.LETE.THISljvideo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98059BB86692Cthefrogprince@70.169.32.36...
> Waiving the right to remain silent, Jim Mowreader <xpr3@earthlink.net>
> said:
>
>> But this guy Spaz! Oh...he loathes the Fit with every fiber of his
>> being. He cannot STAND the thought of the Fit being within 40 miles of
>> him. Why would that be? I mulled over it for a few moments...
>>
>> A Fit stole his girlfriend
>> A Fit ran over his puppy
>> A Fit spent all day signing him up for spam
>> A Fit enrolled him in the Marines
>> A Fit drank all his beer
>> A Fit told his mom he has cooties
>> A Fit maxed out his credit cards
>> A Fit got him in six bar brawls
>>
>> And so our friend Spaz, he who is girlfriend-less, puppy-less, with no
>> beer and no credit, with a flat nose, a case of cooties, and
>> thirty-seven gigs of spam waiting for him when he gets out of the
>> Marines...is gonna do everything in his power to make sure no one else
>> gets abused by a Fit.
>
> Bwahahaha..! Thanks. I'm unaware of this guy, but that made my day...
>
> --
> Larry J. - Remove spamtrap in ALLCAPS to e-mail
>
> "I've come here to enjoy nature. Don't talk to me
> about the environment!" - 'Denny Crane'
07-22-2006, 11:42 PM
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Re: Why Spaz hates the Fit
I like the idea of the fit , but it is ugly car. The Police would stop you
and give you an ugly ticket.
"Larry in AZ" <usenet2@DE.LETE.THISljvideo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98059BB86692Cthefrogprince@70.169.32.36...
> Waiving the right to remain silent, Jim Mowreader <xpr3@earthlink.net>
> said:
>
>> But this guy Spaz! Oh...he loathes the Fit with every fiber of his
>> being. He cannot STAND the thought of the Fit being within 40 miles of
>> him. Why would that be? I mulled over it for a few moments...
>>
>> A Fit stole his girlfriend
>> A Fit ran over his puppy
>> A Fit spent all day signing him up for spam
>> A Fit enrolled him in the Marines
>> A Fit drank all his beer
>> A Fit told his mom he has cooties
>> A Fit maxed out his credit cards
>> A Fit got him in six bar brawls
>>
>> And so our friend Spaz, he who is girlfriend-less, puppy-less, with no
>> beer and no credit, with a flat nose, a case of cooties, and
>> thirty-seven gigs of spam waiting for him when he gets out of the
>> Marines...is gonna do everything in his power to make sure no one else
>> gets abused by a Fit.
>
> Bwahahaha..! Thanks. I'm unaware of this guy, but that made my day...
>
> --
> Larry J. - Remove spamtrap in ALLCAPS to e-mail
>
> "I've come here to enjoy nature. Don't talk to me
> about the environment!" - 'Denny Crane'
and give you an ugly ticket.
"Larry in AZ" <usenet2@DE.LETE.THISljvideo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98059BB86692Cthefrogprince@70.169.32.36...
> Waiving the right to remain silent, Jim Mowreader <xpr3@earthlink.net>
> said:
>
>> But this guy Spaz! Oh...he loathes the Fit with every fiber of his
>> being. He cannot STAND the thought of the Fit being within 40 miles of
>> him. Why would that be? I mulled over it for a few moments...
>>
>> A Fit stole his girlfriend
>> A Fit ran over his puppy
>> A Fit spent all day signing him up for spam
>> A Fit enrolled him in the Marines
>> A Fit drank all his beer
>> A Fit told his mom he has cooties
>> A Fit maxed out his credit cards
>> A Fit got him in six bar brawls
>>
>> And so our friend Spaz, he who is girlfriend-less, puppy-less, with no
>> beer and no credit, with a flat nose, a case of cooties, and
>> thirty-seven gigs of spam waiting for him when he gets out of the
>> Marines...is gonna do everything in his power to make sure no one else
>> gets abused by a Fit.
>
> Bwahahaha..! Thanks. I'm unaware of this guy, but that made my day...
>
> --
> Larry J. - Remove spamtrap in ALLCAPS to e-mail
>
> "I've come here to enjoy nature. Don't talk to me
> about the environment!" - 'Denny Crane'
07-22-2006, 11:42 PM
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Re: Why Spaz hates the Fit
I like the idea of the fit , but it is ugly car. The Police would stop you
and give you an ugly ticket.
"Larry in AZ" <usenet2@DE.LETE.THISljvideo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98059BB86692Cthefrogprince@70.169.32.36...
> Waiving the right to remain silent, Jim Mowreader <xpr3@earthlink.net>
> said:
>
>> But this guy Spaz! Oh...he loathes the Fit with every fiber of his
>> being. He cannot STAND the thought of the Fit being within 40 miles of
>> him. Why would that be? I mulled over it for a few moments...
>>
>> A Fit stole his girlfriend
>> A Fit ran over his puppy
>> A Fit spent all day signing him up for spam
>> A Fit enrolled him in the Marines
>> A Fit drank all his beer
>> A Fit told his mom he has cooties
>> A Fit maxed out his credit cards
>> A Fit got him in six bar brawls
>>
>> And so our friend Spaz, he who is girlfriend-less, puppy-less, with no
>> beer and no credit, with a flat nose, a case of cooties, and
>> thirty-seven gigs of spam waiting for him when he gets out of the
>> Marines...is gonna do everything in his power to make sure no one else
>> gets abused by a Fit.
>
> Bwahahaha..! Thanks. I'm unaware of this guy, but that made my day...
>
> --
> Larry J. - Remove spamtrap in ALLCAPS to e-mail
>
> "I've come here to enjoy nature. Don't talk to me
> about the environment!" - 'Denny Crane'
and give you an ugly ticket.
"Larry in AZ" <usenet2@DE.LETE.THISljvideo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98059BB86692Cthefrogprince@70.169.32.36...
> Waiving the right to remain silent, Jim Mowreader <xpr3@earthlink.net>
> said:
>
>> But this guy Spaz! Oh...he loathes the Fit with every fiber of his
>> being. He cannot STAND the thought of the Fit being within 40 miles of
>> him. Why would that be? I mulled over it for a few moments...
>>
>> A Fit stole his girlfriend
>> A Fit ran over his puppy
>> A Fit spent all day signing him up for spam
>> A Fit enrolled him in the Marines
>> A Fit drank all his beer
>> A Fit told his mom he has cooties
>> A Fit maxed out his credit cards
>> A Fit got him in six bar brawls
>>
>> And so our friend Spaz, he who is girlfriend-less, puppy-less, with no
>> beer and no credit, with a flat nose, a case of cooties, and
>> thirty-seven gigs of spam waiting for him when he gets out of the
>> Marines...is gonna do everything in his power to make sure no one else
>> gets abused by a Fit.
>
> Bwahahaha..! Thanks. I'm unaware of this guy, but that made my day...
>
> --
> Larry J. - Remove spamtrap in ALLCAPS to e-mail
>
> "I've come here to enjoy nature. Don't talk to me
> about the environment!" - 'Denny Crane'
07-22-2006, 11:42 PM
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Re: Why Spaz hates the Fit
I like the idea of the fit , but it is ugly car. The Police would stop you
and give you an ugly ticket.
"Larry in AZ" <usenet2@DE.LETE.THISljvideo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98059BB86692Cthefrogprince@70.169.32.36...
> Waiving the right to remain silent, Jim Mowreader <xpr3@earthlink.net>
> said:
>
>> But this guy Spaz! Oh...he loathes the Fit with every fiber of his
>> being. He cannot STAND the thought of the Fit being within 40 miles of
>> him. Why would that be? I mulled over it for a few moments...
>>
>> A Fit stole his girlfriend
>> A Fit ran over his puppy
>> A Fit spent all day signing him up for spam
>> A Fit enrolled him in the Marines
>> A Fit drank all his beer
>> A Fit told his mom he has cooties
>> A Fit maxed out his credit cards
>> A Fit got him in six bar brawls
>>
>> And so our friend Spaz, he who is girlfriend-less, puppy-less, with no
>> beer and no credit, with a flat nose, a case of cooties, and
>> thirty-seven gigs of spam waiting for him when he gets out of the
>> Marines...is gonna do everything in his power to make sure no one else
>> gets abused by a Fit.
>
> Bwahahaha..! Thanks. I'm unaware of this guy, but that made my day...
>
> --
> Larry J. - Remove spamtrap in ALLCAPS to e-mail
>
> "I've come here to enjoy nature. Don't talk to me
> about the environment!" - 'Denny Crane'
and give you an ugly ticket.
"Larry in AZ" <usenet2@DE.LETE.THISljvideo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98059BB86692Cthefrogprince@70.169.32.36...
> Waiving the right to remain silent, Jim Mowreader <xpr3@earthlink.net>
> said:
>
>> But this guy Spaz! Oh...he loathes the Fit with every fiber of his
>> being. He cannot STAND the thought of the Fit being within 40 miles of
>> him. Why would that be? I mulled over it for a few moments...
>>
>> A Fit stole his girlfriend
>> A Fit ran over his puppy
>> A Fit spent all day signing him up for spam
>> A Fit enrolled him in the Marines
>> A Fit drank all his beer
>> A Fit told his mom he has cooties
>> A Fit maxed out his credit cards
>> A Fit got him in six bar brawls
>>
>> And so our friend Spaz, he who is girlfriend-less, puppy-less, with no
>> beer and no credit, with a flat nose, a case of cooties, and
>> thirty-seven gigs of spam waiting for him when he gets out of the
>> Marines...is gonna do everything in his power to make sure no one else
>> gets abused by a Fit.
>
> Bwahahaha..! Thanks. I'm unaware of this guy, but that made my day...
>
> --
> Larry J. - Remove spamtrap in ALLCAPS to e-mail
>
> "I've come here to enjoy nature. Don't talk to me
> about the environment!" - 'Denny Crane'
