Launchpad McQuack

When you could really afford something better? (Seriously, though)


CARE TO MAKE SOME HONEST MONEY?

MAKE MONEY DOING NOTHING (INSTRUCTIONS BELOW)!!!!! : A little while back,
I was browsing through newsgroups, just like you are now, and came across
an article similar to this that said you could make thousands of dollars
within weeks with only an initial investment of $6.00! : So I thought,"
Yeah, right, this must be a scam", but like most of us, I was curious, so
I kept reading. : Anyway, it said that you send $1.00 to each of the 6
names and address stated in the article. You then place your own name and
address in the bottom of the list at #6, and post the article in at least
200 newsgroups. (There are thousands) No catch, that was it. So after
thinking it over, and talking to a few people first, I thought about
trying it. : I figured what have I got to lose except 6 stamps and $6.00,
right? Like most of us I was a little skeptical and a little worried
about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post
Office (1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal! Then
I invested the measly $6.00. Well GUESS WHAT!!... Within 7 days, I
started: getting $$$$$ in the mail! I was shocked! I figured it would end
soon, but the CASH just kept coming in. In my first week, I made about
$25.00. By the end of the second week I had made a
tal of over $1,000.00! In the third week I had over $10,000.00 and it's
still growing. This is now my fourth week and I have made a total of just
over $42,000.00 and it's still coming in rapidly. It's certainly worth
$6.00, and 6 stamps. : Let me tell you how this works and most
importantly, why it works.... also, make sure you print a copy of this
article NOW, so you can get the information off of it as you need it.



Here are a few reasons a person might give for not trying this program: Ø
Some people think they can never make a lot of money with anything this
simple. Ø Some are afraid they will be ridiculed for trying Ø Some dream
of large sums of money, but do nothing to actually achieve it. Ø Some are
just plain lazy. Ø Some are afraid of losing their investment. They think
this program is designed to beat them out of a few dollars.



The system works if you will just try it. But you must follow the simple
instructions exactly, and in less than three months, you will receive
$800,000 GUARANTEED! Keep what you are doing to yourself for awhile. Many
will tell you it won¹t work and will try to talk you out of your dreams.
Let them know of your success after it works. LETTERS FROM PARTICIPANTS
IN THIS PROGRAM (YOU WILL BE NEXT IF YOU PARTICIPATE): My name is David
Rhodes. In
1992 my car was repossessed and bill collectors were housing my. I was
laid off and my unemployment ran out. In October of 1992, I received a
letter telling me how to earn $800,000 anytime I wanted. Of course, I was
skeptical. But because I was so desperate and virtually had nothing to
lose, I gave it a try. In January 1993, my family and I went on a 10-day
cruise.
The next month I bought a brand new Mercedes with cash! I am currently
building a home in Virginia and I will never have to work again. This
money program really works perfectly every time. I have never failed to
receive less than $500,000. This is a legitimate, money-making
opportunity. It does not require you to sell anything or to come in
contact with people. And, best of

ll, you only leave the house to mail the letters. If you have always
believed that someday you would get the lucky break, then simply follow
the instructions and make dreams come true. Larry McMahon, Norfolk, VA
Six months ago, I received this letter and ignored it. Five more came
within a period of time and I ignored them also. I was tempted, but I was
convinced that they were just a Hoax. After three weeks of deliberating,
I decided to give it a try (not expecting much). Two weeks went by and
nothing happened.
The fourth week was unbelievable! I can¹t say I received $800,000 but I
received $400,000. For the first time in years, I am debt free. I am
doing this again, only this time starting with 500 posts. I strongly
recommend that you follow the instructions exactly as outlined in this
letter.



INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Immediately send $1.00 to each of the six people on the list at the
end of this letter. Wrap the dollar bill in a note saying " Please add me
to your mailing list" and include your name and address.

2. Copy this letter. You do not have to type it 200 times. Simply place
your cursor at the top of the page, hold it and drag it all the way down
to the end of the letter. Then click on "edit" and select "copy". Now
open up a notepad file on your computer and put the cursor at the top of
the page in the notepad, click on 'edit' and then select 'paste' it will
copy the letter for you onto your computer.

3. Remove the name next to the #1 on the list and move the rest of the
names up one position (#2 becomes #1, #3 becomes #2, etcŠ) Then place
your name in the #6 position. Then save it, make sure it is saved as a
txt. file.

4. When you have completed the instructions, take this letter and then go
to (Google, Yahoo,...) and type in (Making Money Message board, or post
message,...) and start posting your copy to 200 message boards, or more
this is only the minimum, you can post as much as you like...The more
copies you send the better the results. Keep a copy of this letter so you
can use it a second time. Post it out again in six months, but Post it
with the addresses you receive with each dollar. It will work better the
second time. NOTE:
This service is 100% legal - (Refer to title 18 section 1302 of the U.S.
Postal & lottery laws) How does it work? When you send out 200 Posts, it
is estimated that at least 15 people will respond and send you a $1.00.
($15.00) Those 15 will Post 200 Posts each and 225 people send you $1.00
($225.00) Those 225 people Post 200 Posts each and 3,375 people send you
$1.00 ($3,375.00) Those 3,375 post 200 posts each and 759,375 people send
you $1.00 ($759,375.00) At this point your name drops off the list, but
so far you have received $813,615.00. P.S. When your money begins to come
in, give the first 10% to charity with spirit and share a good fortune!





1. Skylar J. 1121 Highland Dr Mansfield, TX 76063 USA



2. C.J. P.O. Box 137, Great Bend, PA 18821



3. B. Wooton P.O. Box 732, Brigantine, NJ 08203



4. 57 South Main Street #134 Neptune, NJ 07753



5. R J Griffin 1109 Rockingham St. Norfolk, VA 23523



6. D. Nguyen 413 Airline Park Blvd. Metairie, LA 70003





THIS WORKS BECAUSE OF THE HONESTY AND INTEGRITY OF EVERYONE INVOLVED.
With only six dollars you can make a difference not just for yourself,
but to lots of other people who believe in and are willing to trust this
system. A little bit really can go a long way!



This really really works, I tried it once and I'm doing it again, first
to be honest I only posted 145 posts and I didn't receive a lot only
6,689.00$ in 3 months, at least this means that it really works, so this
time I'm posting 604 posts and I've got so far in 2 month 15,640.00$ this
is really like a dream come true. So go on and try it trust me you've got
nothing to lose....

pookeybrain

"Launchpad McQuack" <bleh@bleh.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9495BA52497B3launchpadcoxnet@68.1.17.6...
> CARE TO MAKE SOME HONEST MONEY?

Goodness. The little *** sucker almost escaped detection!

Larts away!!!