Bitch Crashed My first Accord
 

it mite not be a kill story
me and some friends were drunk and we chiled around my building and my friend cept askin me if she can drive my car around the building i cept saying no but after a fat spliff i said aite stupid bitch drove on first gear till she froze up on the turn and crashed into a concrete wall

why do you find that funny? dude she just ****ed up ur ride.... if she was intoxicated you shouldnt have let her drive :smilie_d0


:dunno:

she wasnt drunk or smoked up she was bothering me for a whille and i was geting my second accord in few weeks anyways . that car was worth 1000$ ( without rims ) and i was drunk!! and smoked up

it is funny from one side

can you say "ME SOFA KING WEE TODD IT"

****in loser

what ?

haha turbovr6jetta i used to write that down on paper and have people read it out loud, this one kid read it about a dozen times whlie we laughed before he figured it out. lol

accord guy the word your looking for is kept, with a k not a cept, cept is a ghetto-fied version of except :)

yeah i guess ur right... so are you going to make her pay for the damage?

ya she payed up money whitch i put into my second accord

....in a way it is a kill story....your brain cells :retard:

i think he's still stoned ...or just ****ed

Just Say No To Drugs!

hahaha i say no to drugs but they just dont listen

I think I would've made her do more then just pay up..

Like bend over and get on your knees B!TCH

damnnn thats why i never let girls drive my car

hahahahaha same here!
god i miss elementary school :thumbsdow

Never let bitches drive your car unless you know they can drive... This one asian biddy I was "dating" a while back kept asking me to drive my car, she must've asked me 20 times in a span of a week or so... I never gave in... for all I know she could've been a good driver, but I didn't want to find out otherwise

yep...

how did you get around that one; did you just say "no", or sugar coated it :dunno:

i agree ma friend let his girl drive n drove the car into a pole

So you were gonna drive home drunk and smoked up???

Hope you're just bullshitting a story here cuz otherwise :tool:

buddy learn to read properly before u say something stupid it clearly says around my building whitch means the only thing ima be riding home is the elevator

he's a tool regardless
if he thinks its funny and by telling us he smokes weed and drinks i say he's about 15 turning 16

At first I told her no, then I told her I'd let it drive it another time, then no again, etc... one night we just had a serious snow storm, the car was on Michelin rain tires(not very good in snow), I could barely control the car myself, and she wanted to drive :dunno:
She was persistent in asking me to drive it, I was even more persistent in telling her no... eventually I stopped talking to her, and she never got to drive

wow... she sounds like a 'tard :retard:. you're right, if you prolly let her drive your car would be in 2 pieces now

LOL I wouldn't say she was a tard... I ended up ****ing her friend, she never asked me to drive my car, and she was a really good **** :smilie_da

lolo that parking lot looks familiar is it in sauga?

thats all that matters :smokin: :headbang:

haha ouch i'm happy i got a bif truck haha everyone hits tires haha. don't have to worry about the body haha

big truck haha

Is it just me? or are people getting dumber by the minute.

like wtf.... cant spell kept? cept.. mmhmmm go back to school. I dont want to be paying your welfare cheques in the future!!

P.S say no to drugs kids..

haha! dat sucks

take ur coments and @#%$ off back to waterloo nobody asked for ur mother&^$$ opinion u #$%% hick i probl make more money den ul ever make in ur village

"P.S say no to drugs kids." &^%$$ I HOPE UR KIDS GROW ON DISABILITY CHECKS

take ur coments and @#%$ off back to waterloo nobody asked for ur mother&^$$ opinion u #$%% hick i probl make more money den ul ever make in ur village

"P.S say no to drugs kids." &^%$$ I HOPE UR KIDS GROW ON DISABILITY CHECKS

way to dig a thread jethro:retard: . You didn't ask for his opinion? This is a public forum clown. Mind you "spoolin" in my opinion posts like an ass but that's beside the point. Seriously chief, grow up. Same goes for "spoolin".

wow, nice typing........................

Chill out bro...no need to get all ebonic on his ass.

what ever you do DO NOT put that intake and valve cover on your second accord, PLEASE,......an those yellow wires god its fugly

Holy dude you need to check yourself... no one takes you seriously. :)

its the mentallity with accord owners... they all put colors that do not match at all and call it JDM... everyone else says WTF?!?!? and laughs at them

those wires are all different colours because he got them cheap somewhere, sometime.

By the way zoya got a new car now i believe its a honda as well. So bns boi go total her car now. Relieve some build up hatred u have

yeah - i, too, suffered the same fate.