Dr.Enigma

I was cruising downtown Shwa last summer and knowticed that a riced out sunfire and cavy seemed to be edging each other on, we got to a stop light (3 lane road) and they both took off and so I said it, I'll show them a real car. So I take off with them and of course I smoke them both. Next thing I know they are both looking at me and laughin as if I drive a honda or something and then I realize what they're laughing at. There was a cop right behind me that pulled out of a Tim Hortons that we passed.

Of course the cherrys go on and I get pulled over. I had my bottle in the car at the time and it was hooked up and ready to spray, so I was nervous as . He gets out asks me if I know the other 2 guys that were racing and gets my L/O/I and goes back to the cruiser. 5 mins later he returns with my and tells me I'm lucky because he's been called to a domestic disturbance and he can't book me right now. As soon as he leaves my buddy and I start laughing at how lucky I was.

Now for the funny part...not even 2 weeks later I am headed home with the same friend. We end up racing another Alero we spotted down the road and fly past a cruiser we didn't see yet again...so we get pulled over (just my luck). And same procedure as before. And yet again the cop comes back and tells me that he can't book me cause he's got a more important call... so of course my friend and I are freaking out cause how likely is it for me to be this lucky within a matter of weeks.

fastestcivic

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you lucky ..

f22turd

k i was in a residential area in whitby droppin off a few friends after school... i turned down the wrong street and it was a court so i just turned around and went out... i may or may not have completely stopped at this stop sign but either way. i passed through the intersection and the road takes a 90 curve right, i see this douchebag on the wrong side of the road. so im like wtf. he goes to the other side just as im turning so i give him a bit of a honk... this mother er had illegal tints on his grand prix so i couldnt see him.... as i honk. he in jams his brakes on and hits the ol reverse. i kept drivin thinkin i was gonna get kicked by some big mother er causer i couldnt see him when i drove by. He stops continues on his way. so i drop my friend off just around the corner like a block up the road. just as im pulling out this douche pulls up beside me and rolls his window down, he wasnt too big so i had two options. pedal to the floor and jet, or roll the window down. seeing how my car is slow and i dont think it would take a grand prix, i roll the window down. He in loses it on me flashin his badge and and kept tellin me not to be a smartass and watch who you honk at. i told him he was on the other side of the road and hes like i dont care its my road! im like uh no. so he loses it some more and goes on to as he has a witness who saw me roll through the stop. denial kicks in and he pisses and moans for a few more minutes till he tells me i can leave. so i just said thanks and left cause i knew i wasnt gettin anywhere with this smoker. TO HIM I SAY.... YOU! sorry for the long *** message but the story isnt that good without most of the details

vwjetta

i dont even know waht to say to that stoy......

Link

Ok here is my story:

Presidents day weekend in the states about 3 years ago. I was with my two younger brothers (17, and 13 at the time. I was 19). So we got to clevland on standby tickets my dad got for us, but they said we couldnt get to Miami. They say wait in a hotel till monday, well man i wasnt waiting a weekend for a flight, so i said get us to Atlanta ill grab a car and drive to Miami. So in the Atlanta Airport i called my credit card company told them it was an emergency and i needed them to put an extra $500 on my car, they did. Walk into Avis or whatever give the guy my credit card and a FAKE ID (21 is the age of majority here too for renting cars). He rents me the car no problem. I think it was a 2001 Mitsubishi Galant. Anyways i think i was driving for about 6 hours already when this bitch in an acrua 3.2 pulls up next to me and blows by met at 110mph so i followed her, for a bit and then switch positiong. Ended up getting off at the same exit, went to the same place for gas and coffee, talked alittle and played follow the leader for the next 3 hours. No cops, so im feeling pretty good. Goin down the florida turnpike at 110 noone around i see in the distance the glow of the decals - , blow by a cop car but nothing! The car was EMPTY, i guess budget cuts and they just put a car there to deter. Fhew

Finally 10 hours later got into Miami- Ft Lauderdale, and get off on Hollywood blvd. I think i must have been going 70mph in a 30 zone my brother is slightly awake and is like "SLOW THE DOWN" im the smart *** who is like "I GOT THIS" all of a sudden 1,2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 cop cars all parked in the middle of the blvd. this one guy comes into the middle of the lanes with a lawn chair and is yelling slow down (i had been the whole time but i was goin fast). Takes the lawnchair and smashes it on my bumper the light was red. I stop, shaking i ask myself "i think its a security guard im gonna run the red there is noone around, WAIT, Link this is America There were just 7 cop cars (meanwhile the guy is yelling and running to my car) IM ED" I rolled down the window My brother is sitting next to me smiling like "i hope he pulls his gun on you" while hes running im like take my fake id give me my real one right now! the guy was scary as , HUGE MEAT HEAD, take the keys of of the ignition he yells at me! THROW THEM OUT THE WINDOW AND PUT YOUR HANDS THROUGH THE STEARING WHEEL! im like im getting arested i almost killed the cop. He starts yelling at me telling me i almost killed him (now that i think about it bloody unlikely cause i know how to AVOID) at this point in like im goin to jail in miami, im about to cry (you know what i dont give a that was some scaryt *** , and those idiots who get arrested in the STATES ARE BADASS motherers. He asks me why i was speeeding. **this is brilliant** on the spot i tell him "we got stuck in atlanta my grandmother is sick we were trying to get down here asap because she is gravely ill" (not completely untrue i was stranded in atlanta and i was going to my grandmothers condo) the cop asks me for licence and registration i was like im so ed now!

come back a couple minutes later my brother is still sitting there with a eating grin and the cop comes back and says "IF I EVER SEE YOU AROUND HERE AGAIN YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL!" i said ok sir im sorry im sorry etc. took off never shook so hard in my entire life.

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And to the guy who got pulled over twice and not given a ticket, you should have bought a lottery ticket or booked it up to niagara and played craps!

FUCK_HONDA

thats pritty good right there... :thumbsup