Green Light Cop
 

I was in Anoka, MN. Notorious for cops being pricks. I was at a stoplight with a Buick, and he wanted to race....

I obviously agreed and when the light went green I roached the tires. When they caught traction I was gone..... One thing I failed to realize, was there was a cop RIGHT BEHIND ME.

Well, I ditched the cop in the 1/4 mile so I was well ahead of him. The cop flashed his cherries and I nearly had a heart attack. At this point I was so f*cked it was pointless to stop now.

Luckily the guy in the Buick was retarded, or extremely nice. I haven't decided yet. He darted in front of the cop, and the cop got pissed at him, and decided to pull HIM over instead of me....WHOOO. Thanks retard/friend....whatever!!! :bow:

good thing they didn't catch you eluding is a felony racing is a misdemeanor (don't you watch cops for cripes sake :lolsign:)

Wow, you were actually going to run? :nuts:

LOL, no. I was in front of the Anoka County Courthouse. I meant....

It was pointless to stop now, I might as well just go inside! :eleph: :)

ok it sounded like you were trying for a news report on you :lolsign:

LOL, screw OJ, this dude's flyin!!! Yeah, I could just add that to PC Theft, Aiding and Abedding, and other minor Felonies....not to mention failure to signal, and following too close. BS tickets I tell ya, BS!!!

My criminal dancing elephant team--> :eleph: :eleph: :eleph:

lol

LoL I bet the look on the guy's face that was driviing the Buick was priceless.

Wow if im every gonna race first thing i do is look for cops.... not smart on ure guy's part lucky the dude in the buick took 1 for the fbody team

Yeah, I appreciate it. He knew he was beat so he took it like a man. I respect that :) I did look for cops though. The **** head was riding me like a wedgie though, couldn't see that bastard. I checked all my mirrors and looked out the rear window. He was an undercover cop. They have them in Anoka cuz of guys like us.

eluding isnt a felony in CA :eleph: least i hope its not :eek:

yep it is it's a felony in every state, now california is trying to pass stiffer penalties for it

:eek: did i get lucky a couplea times then

probably

Not if you're smart ;)

Dance Team--> :eleph: :eleph: :eleph:

and not if you're racing a buick!

lol, congrats on the luck, u should ask len (red9450) about runnin from the federales :lolsign:

Wow if im every gonna race first thing i do is look for cops


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I look for teh ambulance myself

LOL, I did look....geez you guys.

hey i believe ya man

I dont wanna brag but i am currently 2-0 with the man right now, thats on the bike, and currently 1-0 with the man on foot...no in all honesty tho it was probably some of the dumbest **** i have ever done. Both times i ran on the bike was cuz i was speeding above 100 and did not want the ticket of getting caught...plus i didnt have a licinse so i was not supposed to be riding on the freeway. Wound up stopping once, probably only cuz i was being paced by one of their high tech crop duster planes, and had to go to court for that and they slapped me with a 1000 plus dollar fine. That kinda made me mad for not running again but probably 4 the better that i did not. Cant out run the air police people. The one time on foot was when me and my one buddy were drunk and we saw these cops giving somebody a sobriety test :lolsign: we each had 2 bottles and lobbed em at the cops and just started jetting through some wooded area i was familiar with. That woulda probably been some **** if we got caught. Anywayz DONT RUN ITS STUPID, its fun to laugh at now only cuz i didnt get caught but just think if i had.

you'd be bubbas ***** by now :lolsign:

But when you look back, and all is well, It's a good memory to have. It's just sittin in back of the cruiser that sucks. LOL. In other words, I'm glad I did it, but have grown up quite a bit, and Don't know if I'll be doing it anymore. Things happen scary fast when your pulling manuvers trying to get away, and to think that someone could have been hurt really would not have been good. I mean drag racing is one thing, but when you take it into turns it's a whole different ballgame. moral: NOT GOOD

yup and collect callin you for phone sex :nana:

I wish you'd stop doing that at 3 am :nana:

yeah....you keep waking up the baby.....not to mention that you guys are both perverts lmao

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

LOL, cute