Green Light Cop
05-06-2005, 12:58 AM
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Green Light Cop
I was in Anoka, MN. Notorious for cops being ******. I was at a stoplight with a Buick, and he wanted to race....
I obviously agreed and when the light went green I roached the tires. When they caught traction I was gone..... One thing I failed to realize, was there was a cop RIGHT BEHIND ME.
Well, I ditched the cop in the 1/4 mile so I was well ahead of him. The cop flashed his cherries and I nearly had a heart attack. At this point I was so f*cked it was pointless to stop now.
Luckily the guy in the Buick was retarded, or extremely nice. I haven't decided yet. He darted in front of the cop, and the cop got pissed at him, and decided to pull HIM over instead of me....WHOOO. Thanks retard/friend....whatever!!!
I obviously agreed and when the light went green I roached the tires. When they caught traction I was gone..... One thing I failed to realize, was there was a cop RIGHT BEHIND ME.
Well, I ditched the cop in the 1/4 mile so I was well ahead of him. The cop flashed his cherries and I nearly had a heart attack. At this point I was so f*cked it was pointless to stop now.
Luckily the guy in the Buick was retarded, or extremely nice. I haven't decided yet. He darted in front of the cop, and the cop got pissed at him, and decided to pull HIM over instead of me....WHOOO. Thanks retard/friend....whatever!!!
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05-06-2005, 02:21 AM
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LOL, screw OJ, this dude's flyin!!! Yeah, I could just add that to PC Theft, Aiding and Abedding, and other minor Felonies....not to mention failure to signal, and following too close. BS tickets I tell ya, BS!!!
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05-06-2005, 01:19 PM
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Yeah, I appreciate it. He knew he was beat so he took it like a man. I respect that 
I did look for cops though. The **** head was riding me like a wedgie though, couldn't see that bastard. I checked all my mirrors and looked out the rear window. He was an undercover cop. They have them in Anoka cuz of guys like us.
I did look for cops though. The **** head was riding me like a wedgie though, couldn't see that bastard. I checked all my mirrors and looked out the rear window. He was an undercover cop. They have them in Anoka cuz of guys like us.
05-06-2005, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by JesasaurusRex
eluding isnt a felony in CA least i hope its not 
least i hope its not 