Green Light Cop
 

I was in Anoka, MN. Notorious for cops being pricks. I was at a stoplight with a Buick, and he wanted to race....

I obviously agreed and when the light went green I roached the tires. When they caught traction I was gone..... One thing I failed to realize, was there was a cop RIGHT BEHIND ME.

Well, I ditched the cop in the 1/4 mile so I was well ahead of him. The cop flashed his cherries and I nearly had a heart attack. At this point I was so f*cked it was pointless to stop now.

Luckily the guy in the Buick was retarded, or extremely nice. I haven't decided yet. He darted in front of the cop, and the cop got pissed at him, and decided to pull HIM over instead of me....WHOOO. Thanks retard/friend....whatever!!! :bow:

good thing they didn't catch you eluding is a felony racing is a misdemeanor (don't you watch cops for cripes sake :lolsign:)

Wow, you were actually going to run? :nuts:

LOL, no. I was in front of the Anoka County Courthouse. I meant....

It was pointless to stop now, I might as well just go inside! :eleph: :)

ok it sounded like you were trying for a news report on you :lolsign:

LOL, screw OJ, this dude's flyin!!! Yeah, I could just add that to PC Theft, Aiding and Abedding, and other minor Felonies....not to mention failure to signal, and following too close. BS tickets I tell ya, BS!!!

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lol

LoL I bet the look on the guy's face that was driviing the Buick was priceless.

Wow if im every gonna race first thing i do is look for cops.... not smart on ure guy's part lucky the dude in the buick took 1 for the fbody team

Yeah, I appreciate it. He knew he was beat so he took it like a man. I respect that :) I did look for cops though. The **** head was riding me like a wedgie though, couldn't see that bastard. I checked all my mirrors and looked out the rear window. He was an undercover cop. They have them in Anoka cuz of guys like us.

eluding isnt a felony in CA :eleph: least i hope its not :eek:

yep it is it's a felony in every state, now california is trying to pass stiffer penalties for it

:eek: did i get lucky a couplea times then

probably

Not if you're smart ;)

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