H22 prelude lays a shillacking to suzuki wood
 

Temperature, cold.
Street, semi clear.
Motive, all business.

It was pretty clear when i rolled up on the blue four door suzuki something or other; he meant business. With a toque on his head and 4 steelies, it was as if he was begging to run the H-deuce.deauce.

Light turned green and i innocently took off, not speeding. The suzuki hits it, i'm not sure if he had nawz but he was right beside me, a clear indication this Suzuki driver was no rookie.

I scream into vtakkkk and bang 2nd, thank heavens my dial was set to 2008! Mystery juice shoots from my exhaust all over those watching this glorious race behind us.

In all fairness, that suzuki was pulling and it crossed my mind that i might fall to the Zuk, but nope, i bang third and the cloud of victory oil destroys the ozone behind me and I'm off.

It was pretty clear at this point the Suzuki couldn't hang with the lude.

Prelude -1
Suzuki -0

hahaha very well described!

dude you should f'in write short stories for a living....I swear I pictured every second of that race. it reminded me of that one IS350 commercial..pure jokes...good read.

hahha nice one if u lost to a zuk it would be hard do live on ..hahah good read

Setting the dial is critical.

at first i was scared that if my 2-2 hit too much vtec i would end up like this....

you sir are a champ

Only on days that end in Y

hey why are u selling the lude?

Need a 4 door.

I no longer work downtown, don't need a commuter :thumbsup:

In the last 2 months i only put 250 kms on it. :thumbsup:

:UDONT::UDONT:


your gonna need more jam than that old man!

If Anyds Speed Shop built your car, the shillackings should come easy.

:smilie_au

:shillacke


Suzuki's only good for bikes and rally cars.

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

LOL :turbogfight:

agreed

So when is your first book about 2.2 ludin comin out. after that detailed story id buy it

Not sure yet, but soon i think.

I have already written some chapters (in no specific order)

The inner beast, the h22 realeased
1 man, 1 car, a whole lotta shillackings
You say it's a chicks car, but you drive a kia!
Prelude, myth or legend?
Honda, just better quality compared to the domestic junk i looked at.

:headbang:

I think you forgot one bro

Me, Myself, And The Beast

LOL nice

how about?

" Be one with the VTECH"

Guys I think we are on to something here, there should be a sub forum for novel writing and ideas :P

Vtec you illiterate bastard

LMAO :loser:

bless the 2.2's

Nice story.

"H deuce deuce" LOL niceeeee

Took him 2years to finally put that story into words... Been hearing different angles of this same thing sinse the night he beat me.

He'd just jump in his stang and all would be forgotten.

You know im in for one each:thumbsup:

LMFAO

wow, admitting to street racing. smart idea......

they have laws for guys like you.

Which laws are those?

are you retarded? or just ignorant of the laws of the country we live in?

or, do they just not apply to you?

Teach me.

you don't have to be doing 50 over to be charged with "street racing" or "stunt driving".

look it up, and educate yourself.

cuz it's you and guys like you that do this ish, then are the first to post "oh man, i lost my car for 7 days, and now no insurance company wants to touch me with a 10 foot pole".

plus you put everyone else on the road at risk, so you can "slay" a family car....

nice. you're a douche.

LOL

Dude, i was driving a h22, i was doing 165 OVER the limit.

Clearly you don't know vtec

hah, I don't know vtec....... you do realize my last turbo EK and turbo del sol would **** your h22 up right? and my k20z1 im currently running?

thanks for coming out though.

and admitting that you're doing 165 over in public roadways, proves you're a ****ing moron. i hope you get caught, and then i hope you cant afford insurance - it would make the roads a safer place.

You want to race me with a dill hole, or you sold the dill hole.

Chances are my h22 will lay such a beating on your bucket that you will put on a life preserver and go over the falls in it.

:wood:

Oh, and in case you didnt know, my h22 puts down 850 HP TO THE WHEEELS!

bullshit it does.

Also, the fact you admitted on a public forum that you committed a CRIMINAL OFFENCE on public roads, shows your level of intelligence - and give REAL enthusiasts a bad name.

stuff your oil burning h22 up your ass.

i really do hope you get arrested. and when you have no car, and no insurance company will touch you, think of me ;)

....man......so much hate

seriously.. too bad Nicotine got all fired up for nothing.

Lets hope he stays with the forum, and steers clear of the talking next time.

i'm not talking.

im pointing out the FACTS, that he openly admitted to commiting a CRIMINAL OFFENCE on public roadways - and that it's people like him that give the police the powers they now have - that they use to target people who are true enthusiasts.

wanna lay a shilacking? take it to the track.