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A Mazda Protege was my byotch last night

Old 07-02-2006, 02:16 PM
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A Mazda Protege was my byotch last night

So last night July 1st 9:15pm Im with someone in my sisters all stock 97 Grand Am v6 auto with 275,000kms on er just driving normally on a 70KM gently meandering road, up ahead I hear a loud blow off valve but cant see where its comming from, within 30 seconds of that Im on his bumper, not exactly sure what it was (didnt bother reading badges) but think it was a 2004 or so Mazda Potrege, recycle box blue color with a hole bunch of uniform stickers in a swooping pattern and maybe stepped up rims, exhaust tip, anyways, Im paying most attention to the road and not him until my passenger says "whats that say on his rear bumper skirt", it said in big bulky letters "IF YOU CAN SEE THIS YOUR LOOSING". Well I looooose it, I snap right, fake a left, no wait, thats the CHAMP from Q-107. So for some reason with an open lane next to him with no one in it he decides to sit on the guys bumper infront of him and eventually figgures out that the lane next is free and moves in. Now this was no serious race in any way - it's more of a funny story cuz I could see the driver with what looked like an unlit cigarette in the corner of his mouth, head cocked and posing all cool n *****. So my goal was to be a smart *** and take a page from "how to be a street racer" and the following happened:-
He sped up and changed lanes again and was lightly sewing his way through trafic, I followed closely making my pressence known and pulled up next to him at 50clicks, gunned it and passed him, got in front (of my somewhat unsesspecting victim), put on my hazzards "signalling I've won" putting my arms up in victory out the drivers window and sunroof, all for ***** n giggles, then shut off the hazzards and got in the left lane and continued driving normally. From about 6 car lengths back I hear his mill whirrling and revving higher n higher and his noisey blow off valve going off, hes comming after me, gets to even side by side and thats when I punch it, he slowly pulled away (much lighter car, more power for sure) but not much, maybe 2 car lengths till we hit about 90Kms (I kinda refuse to do much more than 20kms over posted limits, and only ever race up to 80-90Kms as a rule and then keep it there or back it off).
Weird guy, I wanted to pull up next to him at the lights ahead and just say - hey , was just fooling around, I know you can take this car, and pass him a flyer for some car stuff, but as I was pulling up he had this weird look on his face, cigarette still unlit in the corner of his mouth looking (to me, my inpression, doesnt mean hes like this, so no affence to the guy) like he was street king looking down on me and being all arrogant infront of his buddies kinda thing.
Well I wanted to line it up again, to be a lil more of a serious pull where we both knew that wed launch hard just to see how much this lil car could take my sisters ride, so I waited up for him a few times but he stayed way behind me and eventually made a left turn, and off I went to see fireworks.

Thats my long story, it wasnt really a race per-say, but the way I see ppl post kill stories in here - this qualifies as a kill,

I did it all for the hazzard lights and to be a funny *****.
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Old 07-02-2006, 03:21 PM
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Not to be rude.... but your story goes nowhere.


And just because people post kill stories that are stupid doesn't mean you have to join them.
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Old 07-02-2006, 07:35 PM
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Not to be rude.... but your story goes nowhere.
its just like any other kill story but in more detail, i followed they guy, he wouldnt let me pass him (road hog) i saw my chance and took him, then he tried burning by me cuz some p.o.s. stock car with a better driver smoked him and he had ***** to prove and he only got me by 2 cars cuz of his momentum from way behind me, and the whole street racer thing makes it funny, see this link for inside forum joke (case ya dont knows abouts it):
http://www.gtcars.ca/online/showthread.php?t=24887&highlight=street+racer



And just because people post kill stories that are stupid doesn't mean you have to join them.
true, but its funny, and Im only going by the "status cuo" for kills on this forum (otherwise all the kills youd hear would be about "set up races"), the other driver knew exactly what was going on, he egged me on by not letting me by, but i didnt engage him to prove myself, I did it cuz thats how i drive and I figured Id ***** on his ***** in the process.
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I can't believe I read the whole thing.. that was actually somewhat entertaining, and I don't know why
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Not to be rude, but I think I could've beaten that Protege in my Nike's.
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i read the hole thing and it was kinda funny!
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a protege? you are teh mannnnnnnn.
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