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97_Tegra 01-04-2006 08:26 PM

ME VS Minivan
 
Yo i was cruzing da hood one night. and i saw this minivan with this old man n his bitch. and i was like Yoo lets race. and i honked 3 times..and BOOM I was off! I SMOKED that motha a! Damn yo! my car is fast! That old man in the minivan didnt stand a chance to my 4 banger! Im Pimp :twak:

drifter420 01-04-2006 09:32 PM

Dood
 
Dats the Cats Ass yo.. reminds me da time after I saw 2 Turds 2 cripple went lookin for an opening bridge to jump.. then I whopped this old lady while she's on her electric stroller.. hit the NAWZ :drive: and gone :nana:


:haha: :haha: :haha:

DashHavoc 01-04-2006 11:44 PM

what the ..... :240:
your all on drugs

rabbitman 01-05-2006 04:09 PM

Cheap drugs. :supergay:

97_Tegra 01-06-2006 01:09 AM

im making a point on how stupid some of these * kill stories* are.

2TONE_93GT 01-06-2006 01:11 AM


Originally Posted by 97_Tegra
im making a point on how stupid some of these * kill stories* are.

, and i thought that was another sick JDM y0 kill :retard:


707

goneinsixtyseconds 01-06-2006 01:38 AM


Originally Posted by 97_Tegra
Yo i was cruzing da hood one night. and i saw this minivan with this old man n his bitch. and i was like Yoo lets race. and i honked 3 times..and BOOM I was off! I SMOKED that motha a! Damn yo! my car is fast! That old man in the minivan didnt stand a chance to my 4 banger! Im Pimp :twak:

it's interesting you mention this, i was cruzing "da hood" as well one nite and saw this minivan with a old man and his bitch smoke a 97 integra by just riding his brakes, i think the guy in the integra got pissed when he was losing and hit the NAWZZZ, but then his car exploded ... true story :haha: :haha:

rabbitman 01-06-2006 03:45 PM


Originally Posted by goneinsixtyseconds
it's interesting you mention this, i was cruzing "da hood" as well one nite and saw this minivan with a old man and his bitch smoke a 97 integra by just riding his brakes, i think the guy in the integra got pissed when he was losing and hit the NAWZZZ, but then his car exploded ... true story :haha: :haha:

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

97_Tegra 01-06-2006 06:41 PM


Originally Posted by goneinsixtyseconds
it's interesting you mention this, i was cruzing "da hood" as well one nite and saw this minivan with a old man and his bitch smoke a 97 integra by just riding his brakes, i think the guy in the integra got pissed when he was losing and hit the NAWZZZ, but then his car exploded ... true story :haha: :haha:


your a funny little boy :stups: :knock_tee

sleepy GSR 01-07-2006 11:12 AM

dumbest kill story ever!!!!!

StealthZ 01-07-2006 01:42 PM

the minivan probably wasnt trying cause everything short of a tricycle can beat any honda/acura.

SuprAdam 01-07-2006 02:55 PM


Originally Posted by StealthZ
everything short of a tricycle can beat any honda/acura.

Except for jbodys.

rabbitman 01-07-2006 02:57 PM


Originally Posted by blackout_89t
Except for jbodys.

GODDAMN I LOVE THIS SECTION!!!!

StealthZ 01-07-2006 04:35 PM


Originally Posted by blackout_89t
Except for jbodys.


thats what you think
funny how i beat a del sol si vtec with my STOCK engine
hmmm
its also funny how civics r so good, yet, every civic owner has to change to a non civic engine just to get some balls out of it

SuprAdam 01-07-2006 04:41 PM


Originally Posted by StealthZ
thats what you think
funny how i beat a del sol si vtec with my STOCK engine
hmmm
its also funny how civics r so good, yet, every civic owner has to change to a non civic engine just to get some balls out of it

At least they can get balls out of them, jbodys just suck all around, 3rd gens that is.

StealthZ 01-07-2006 05:44 PM


Originally Posted by blackout_89t
At least they can get balls out of them, jbodys just suck all around, 3rd gens that is.

haha, keep talkin, im gettin a kick outta this
stock for stock NO civic is better then an ld9

:tool:

SuprAdam 01-07-2006 05:58 PM


Originally Posted by StealthZ
haha, keep talkin, im gettin a kick outta this
stock for stock NO civic is better then an ld9

:tool:

Im getting a kick outa it too. I dont own a civic, heck, I don't even really like them. It is just fun to annoy jbody owners.

I find it funny how you defend the jbodys. Even the 2.4L is wood.

StealthZ 01-07-2006 06:18 PM


Originally Posted by blackout_89t
Im getting a kick outa it too. I dont own a civic, heck, I don't even really like them. It is just fun to annoy jbody owners.

I find it funny how you defend the jbodys. Even the 2.4L is wood.

:stroke:

...ignorance

SuprAdam 01-07-2006 07:21 PM

nah, having fun. :scool:

Orthow 01-07-2006 08:09 PM


Originally Posted by StealthZ
thats what you think
funny how i beat a del sol si vtec with my STOCK engine
hmmm
its also funny how civics r so good, yet, every civic owner has to change to a non civic engine just to get some balls out of it


hahaha yippee Skipee just cause it has the word Vtec attached to it dont make it much...and a Del Sol please my 2.0l 86' Lude SI winter car can DUST those little cars. Oh yea crapaliers and the like also fall by the waste side...of my winter car...go J Body lmao.

SuprAdam 01-07-2006 08:23 PM


Originally Posted by StealthZ
:stroke:

...ignorance

What is so special about your jbody?

B6T 01-08-2006 03:21 AM


Originally Posted by StealthZ
haha, keep talkin, im gettin a kick outta this
stock for stock NO civic is better then an ld9

:tool:

What about the brand new Civic SiR with the 197hp 2.0L DOHC 16V K-series engine... is your 150hp 2.4L engine better then that one?

97_Tegra 01-08-2006 03:25 AM

Domestics for fags. what kind of faggot drives a crapilier, or a sunflower. like come on...I've raced a newer cavilier b4..with my stock teg...i raped it..sorry...domestic = junk, gas guzzling wood.

lancer9225 01-08-2006 10:48 AM


Originally Posted by B6T
What about the brand new Civic SiR with the 197hp 2.0L DOHC 16V K-series engine... is your 150hp 2.4L engine better then that one?



:fing02: i dont think so, crapliers suck

sleepy GSR 01-08-2006 12:25 PM


Originally Posted by StealthZ
the minivan probably wasnt trying cause everything short of a tricycle can beat any honda/acura.

You're either really stupid... or just an idiot.

sleepy GSR 01-08-2006 12:34 PM


Originally Posted by StealthZ
thats what you think
funny how i beat a del sol si vtec with my STOCK engine
hmmm

WOW so you beat a honda, next time race a 1990 accord and then come brag about it, but make sure its the EX-R, cause thats the ricey one. LOL.

:smilie_au

StealthZ 01-08-2006 10:02 PM


Originally Posted by B6T
What about the brand new Civic SiR with the 197hp 2.0L DOHC 16V K-series engine... is your 150hp 2.4L engine better then that one?

wow, it only took honda how many gens to finally produce an engine with some hp? hahahahahahaha, hondas are heap. all you people here run your mouth meanwhile you all drive 1989 civics that are rusted to shits and think its fast. its woodbridge civic "racing".

stupid ricers.

97_Tegra 01-08-2006 11:00 PM

i drive an integra:) not a civic lol.

SuprAdam 01-08-2006 11:57 PM


Originally Posted by StealthZ
wow, it only took honda how many gens to finally produce an engine with some hp? hahahahahahaha, hondas are heap. all you people here run your mouth meanwhile you all drive 1989 civics that are rusted to shits and think its fast. its woodbridge civic "racing".

stupid ricers.

Research before you talk....Not everyone drives a slow car like yourself.


Oh and since when is a 2.4L 150hp engine "an engine with some hp" ?

StealthZ 01-09-2006 12:48 AM


Originally Posted by blackout_89t
Research before you talk....Not everyone drives a slow car like yourself.


Oh and since when is a 2.4L 150hp engine "an engine with some hp" ?

lmao, easy ethug shooter, we all cant have 500hp cars that we street race every sat nite in the middle of traffic and endanger the lives of others.

and im comparing it to cars in its class. was i comparing it to a g35? or an sti? no.

2.4 is 150hp and 155tq
b16 is 160hp and 132tq... is that what is considered fast?
even tho they are even, but i cant compare the 2, because apparently a cav is an economy whereas the civic is a supercar.
or you wanna talk about the new civic, the 2.0l with 197hp and 139tq... amazing engine, honda raised the tq to a whopping 7 more pounds, lmao.
research nothing, dont assume what you dont know.

SuprAdam 01-09-2006 01:11 AM

What dont I know?

B6T 01-09-2006 01:14 AM


Originally Posted by StealthZ
lmao, easy ethug shooter, we all cant have 500hp cars that we street race every sat nite in the middle of traffic and endanger the lives of others.

and im comparing it to cars in its class. was i comparing it to a g35? or an sti? no.

2.4 is 150hp and 155tq
b16 is 160hp and 132tq... is that what is considered fast?
even tho they are even, but i cant compare the 2, because apparently a cav is an economy whereas the civic is a supercar.
or you wanna talk about the new civic, the 2.0l with 197hp and 139tq... amazing engine, honda raised the tq to a whopping 7 more pounds, lmao.
research nothing, dont assume what you dont know.

There's no way you're older then 19.

97_Tegra 01-09-2006 08:34 AM


Originally Posted by B6T
There's no way you're older then 19.

u mean 15? :veryhappy i highly doubt he even drives a car. n let me get this straight..150HP from a cavilier with a way bigger motor then the civic..n he's calling it a powerhouse? civics probably lighter too..

SuprAdam 01-09-2006 08:58 AM

haha 2.4L 150hp
1.6L 160hp

hmmm I wonder which one is better from an engineering stand point... :240: :dunno:

StealthZ 01-09-2006 09:17 AM


Originally Posted by B6T
There's no way you're older then 19.

actually im 8 months OLDER then you, ass.

and when did i call a cavalier a "powerhouse"?
im just comparing.

B6T 01-09-2006 01:08 PM

You're 8 months older then me yet you have the knowledge of someone 8 years younger.

97_Tegra 01-09-2006 06:31 PM


Originally Posted by StealthZ
actually im 8 months OLDER then you, ass.

and when did i call a cavalier a "powerhouse"?
im just comparing.


you where making fun of honda's and comparing them to caviliers..well as we pointed out

2.4L, 150HP VS HONDA 1.6L 160HP. Whats that tell u..idiot. domestic = JUNK! waste gas with no power to back it up.

StealthZ 01-09-2006 11:54 PM


Originally Posted by B6T
You're 8 months older then me yet you have the knowledge of someone 8 years younger.


and you know this how? is it because i hate hondas, even tho they are the "in" thing? is it because i chose to be different? please explain how you are the smartest one here?

StealthZ 01-09-2006 11:59 PM


Originally Posted by 97_Tegra
you where making fun of honda's and comparing them to caviliers..well as we pointed out

2.4L, 150HP VS HONDA 1.6L 160HP. Whats that tell u..idiot. domestic = JUNK! waste gas with no power to back it up.

dont worry man, have fun with your integra...make sure you "jdm" it up, that way you can be original from all the other 76 integras in the tims parking lot. oh, and make sure you get a nice lip, not cf but plastic, and dont paint it. itll give it that cf jdm feel. oh and get a b16, fastest engine out there. i was thinking it my future i might buy an sti or g35 and swap a jdm b16a into it, so i can run faster in the 1/4 mile, or in the "street racers" case, on highway 7 from the tims on martin grove to the tims on weston.

97_Tegra 01-10-2006 08:17 AM


Originally Posted by StealthZ
dont worry man, have fun with your integra...make sure you "jdm" it up, that way you can be original from all the other 76 integras in the tims parking lot. oh, and make sure you get a nice lip, not cf but plastic, and dont paint it. itll give it that cf jdm feel. oh and get a b16, fastest engine out there. i was thinking it my future i might buy an sti or g35 and swap a jdm b16a into it, so i can run faster in the 1/4 mile, or in the "street racers" case, on highway 7 from the tims on martin grove to the tims on weston.


uh..huh....I dont do that JDM crap. I like the good ol ricer look. naw jk. my car is lowered, has tinted windows, n rims for summer, tail lights. n thats it. almost everything is either interior or motor. used to have a system..but these faggots with their domestics that are too poor to buy their own ripped mine off. all in all...your domestic cars are peices of . cept for maybe the old muscle cars, and the NEW ONES :lala: fukin sik! otherwise 06 infiniti :veryhappy


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